"17 Reasons to Slit Your Wrists" by Michael Morans
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"17 Reasons to Slit Your Wrists" by Michael Morans
1. Texas 2. Oklahoma 3. Tennessee 4. Georgia 5. Mississippi 6. Kansas 7. Virginia 8. West Virginia 9. Kentucky 10. Alabama 11. North Carolina 12. South Carolina 13. Utah 14. Arizona 15. North Dakota 16. South Dakota 17. Wyoming
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Fri Nov-05-04 01:58 PM
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1. May they suffer dearly...
the wrath of the Anti-Christ-Bush for their undying support. May payback come in 2-folds and more for their stupidity--God willing.
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:00 PM
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2. Wait. Can you spare my cul-de-sac?
We outnumbered the freepers five to one. Yes, in South Carolina. Hey, it's a beginning, right?
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:05 PM
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6. can a cul-de-sac be annexed by another state?
cause if we get all the blue areas in red states annexed in to one big-ass state... :hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:00 PM
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I know about 5 people to get out of TN before something REALLY bad happens. Don't hurt me, k?:)
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:52 PM
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Alabama and Mississippi must come before TN. :)
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Edited on Fri Nov-05-04 02:52 PM by kitkatrose
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:02 PM
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4. At least you acknowledge Florida and Ohio were stolen
Thanks I hope Bin Laden sees it the same way.
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:03 PM
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Although I will admit I left Louisana off the list because of the food, booze, beads, and bare breasts.
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:41 PM
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7. Thanks for leaving Iowa off your list.
We used to be blue. We went for DUKAKIS for God's sake. I'm so ashamed to be living in a red state now. Please don't hate me.
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:53 PM
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10. I wouldn't give them the pleasure
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Fri Nov-05-04 05:55 PM
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Tell me about it - I live in Utah. The state that gave * his greatest margin of victory. Bleh.
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