In an effort to help us become the party of Family Values

Sandpiper

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Fri Nov-05-04 07:59 PM
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In an effort to help us become the party of Family Values

Edited on Fri Nov-05-04 08:01 PM by Sandpiper

Don't miss out on these great deals!!!

The Johnsons: Only $299.95

The Smiths: On Sale $250.00

The Millers: On Clearance $225.99*

(*dog not included)

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LightTheMatch

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Fri Nov-05-04 08:02 PM
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1. Cat?

If you can throw in the cat, It's a DEAL! :D

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Iris

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Fri Nov-05-04 08:03 PM
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2. My God. How many kids does one family need? n/t

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FizzFuzz

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Sat Nov-06-04 01:10 AM
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12. enough to gang up on the kids that don't do like they do.

Edited on Sat Nov-06-04 01:37 AM by FizzFuzz

And prove what good believers Mr and Mrs Fertile are. fuck the environment.

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Iris

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Sat Nov-06-04 01:41 PM
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16. sad but true.

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flamingyouth

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Fri Nov-05-04 08:03 PM
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3. LOL

Thanks for the laugh. :D

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B. P. R. D.

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Fri Nov-05-04 08:04 PM
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4. How Much Is Mrs. Johnson?

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Sandpiper

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Fri Nov-05-04 08:06 PM
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5. I'm sorry, but individual family members

Are not sold separately.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be a "family value."

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autorank

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Fri Nov-05-04 08:10 PM
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6. Hmmm...can you buy the Johnson wife separately?

Corporate America controls the media and we get manufactured news.
Corporate America now controls the voting machines and we get manufactured elections.

http://www.blackboxvoting.org/

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B. P. R. D.

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Fri Nov-05-04 08:12 PM
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7. I Just Asked That!

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autorank

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Fri Nov-05-04 08:22 PM
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8. Fine, you can get that product used but in good condition from me.

Corporate America controls the media and we get manufactured news.
Corporate America now controls the voting machines and we get manufactured elections.

http://www.blackboxvoting.org/

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The Spirit of JFK

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Sat Nov-06-04 01:50 PM
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17. You might be able to resell the kids...

Try Michael Jackson. (bad ! bad! I'm goin' to hell).

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FizzFuzz

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Fri Nov-05-04 08:32 PM
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9. beep beep! Alert! Warning!

This is not a real family value--note the slightly brownish looking kid in the Johnson family!

Mr Johnson aint bad,though...wonder how's his johnson? ooh bad me. :spank:

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HockeyMom

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Fri Nov-05-04 08:48 PM
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10. hysterical

I am 55 years old and raised a Catholic. Spent 12 years in Catholic School. NEVER IN MY LIFE MET A FAMILY WITH MORE THAN 4 KIDS. But then I grew up in Manhattan apartments. Do these kids sleep on the kitchen table? Throw a couple of blankets in the tub? ROFL

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American Tragedy

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Sat Nov-06-04 02:18 AM
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14. What kind of a Catholic are you?

I thought mass breeding was part of the Catholic way of life. I've got nine aunts and uncles on one side of my family, and don't get me started on cousins and others. Christmas is always terrifying cause I struggle to keep track of em all.

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JVS

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Fri Nov-05-04 10:52 PM
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11. Do the Millers come in brown?

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American Tragedy

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Sat Nov-06-04 02:14 AM
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13. I actually saw an ebay auction for a family of four

Absolutely not fuckin kidding. It got pulled since apparently you can't sell human beings.

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murielm99

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Sat Nov-06-04 04:32 AM
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15. ROFL

You are right though.

It is definitely spelled out in the Ebay rules: no human trafficking.

In reality, it is not funny. But I am tired and slap happy. This thread is cracking me up.

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