6 months on the job - a fat 10% raise yesterday!!!

Zomby Woof

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:10 PM
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6 months on the job - a fat 10% raise yesterday!!!

Double their normal maximum - unheard of with this company. They love me. I kick ass. It sweetened an otherwise dismal week. :bounce:

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matcom

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:13 PM
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1. what a coincidence!!

your annual M.A.T.C.O.M. Tithing is EXACTLY 10% this year!

i expect the check by Wednesday :D

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Zomby Woof

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:15 PM
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3. No no no!

David and I each give 5%, asshole! :D

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matcom

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:18 PM
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7. *ahem*

Due to the rising health care costs, coupled with the rate of inflation and the growing evangelical population, Jesus spoke to me last night whilst eating fried onion rings at Arby's.

Jesus told me that the only PROPER tithing was that of 10% and Pat Robertson sent me a telepathic image of the virgin mary on the cover of Playboy.

therefore, your tithing has been raised this year to 10%. David bought me a pony for my birthday last year so he only has to pay 7%

that is all.

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Zomby Woof

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:20 PM
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10. Jesus said to render unto matcom

a pair of thongs, and make sure he dry cleans out the skid marks. :o

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Kukesa

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:14 PM
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2. Way to go, Woofy. Does that put you above the $200K mark

so you can get a nice tax deduction?

Seriously, congrats -- see, other people think you're valuable, too.

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Zomby Woof

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:17 PM
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5. LOL

I am a cube-rat far far from raking in big bucks... I still get penalized with the worst bracket: single and child-free.

:hi: KukesaVolcanoMom! Thanks for your kind words in my GD thread. :loveya:

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jdots

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:17 PM
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4. so about that 3 bucks you owe me ?

congrats !!!!! that IS GOOD NEWS.

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Zomby Woof

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:18 PM
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6. I'll slip some Sacajawea dollars into the disc drive...

:P Thanks! ;-)

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stray cat

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:18 PM
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8. Congratulations!

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Zomby Woof

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:21 PM
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11. Thanks!

:-)

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Dukakis88

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:20 PM
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9. Is it this company?

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patdem

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:40 PM
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12. I guess that means you are 2x better than anyone else..you too can

become arrogant and disdainful for your fellow Americans, in other words you can now join the GOP!!!

Congratulations to you and this is a bright spot in a dismall week!!

:bounce: :hi:

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Zomby Woof

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Sat Nov-06-04 12:44 PM
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13. I am 10x better than anyone else

But apathy prevents me from caring about participating in a rigged system. And I will assume all these GOP jokes are just jokes, or otherwise I would tell you to shove it up your ass.

Thanks! :hi:

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cmf

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Sat Nov-06-04 01:06 PM
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14. That's awesome!

What a good way to end an awful week! :toast: Make sure you don't spend it at any Chimp-supporting businesses! ;)

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nini

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Sat Nov-06-04 01:10 PM
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15. how could they NOT love you?

congrats again! you deserve it!

:bounce:

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Crewleader

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Sat Nov-06-04 01:41 PM
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16. Congratulations Zomby!

In true belief, you'll never give up!

I know the fighter in YOU and the worker you are will always bring you success and happiness! :loveya:

Big Congrats My Good Friend! :toast:

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Nikia

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Sat Nov-06-04 01:50 PM
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17. That's cool

I hope things continue to go well for you there. It's good to be so appreciated.

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jus_the_facts

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Sat Nov-06-04 01:53 PM
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18. Congratulations.....

....good goin' and all that jazz! :hi:

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