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but a friend sent it to me and I thought it was funny. Sounds like the Onion, not sure. :)
> CANADA REPORTS HUGE JUMP IN IMMIGRATION >Over 55,000,000 Requests for Citizenship Since Tuesday Night > >Canadian immigration officials have reported a huge increase in the number >of requests for Canadian citizenship in the past twenty-four hours, with >over fifty-five million such inquiries pouring in since late Tuesday night. > >Of those fifty-five million requests, well over 99.99% of them came from >U.S. citizens, the lion's share residing in such states as New York, >California, Massachusetts, Oregon, Washington, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, >Vermont, Maine, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, and the >District of Columbia. > >Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister Pierre Pettigrew said that he was >"flabbergasted" by the fifty-five-million-plus requests for Canadian >citizenship, adding that it was difficult to pinpoint the precise reasons >for the staggering increase. > > "My only theory is that after many years of exposure in the U.S., hockey >is finally starting to catch on," Mr. Pettigrew said. > >He cautioned, however, that it is impossible to know exactly what is >sparking the sudden interest in America's frozen neighbor to the north: >"People answering our immigration hotline say that it is hard to understand >many of the American callers because they are sobbing uncontrollably." > >In other news, President Bush used his acceptance speech Wednesday to reach >out to supporters of Sen. John Kerry, telling them, "You can run, but you >can't hide." > > Meanwhile, in his first statement since being voted out of office Tuesday >night, Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle said, "Do you want fries with >that?" > >Elsewhere, experts said that exit polls may have falsely predicted a Kerry >victory because Kerry voters exited while Bush voters stayed behind and >voted again." >
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