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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:01 PM
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Annual Joke Show-PHC.
Prairie Home Companion
Garrison Keillor
All that kinda stuff
PBS
Rat now
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DrZeeLit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:03 PM
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1. I'm tuned in! How fun! Just what we need!
I love GK. He has written so passionately through this campaign.
He is "doing fine." He's so funny.
The opening song was GREAT!

Love him!
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:04 PM
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2. Mah Main Man
Go Gary
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:06 PM
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3. Born again Xtians
are citizens of Heaven, so shouldn't be voting here in the usa...


got that right.
dp
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DrZeeLit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:09 PM
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5. That was TERRIFIC...
...his joke about being Chairman of the Committee to pass a Constitutional Amendment to Ban Born Again Christians from Voting.

I LOVE IT!
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:08 PM
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4. thanks a Megahertz
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LosinIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:11 PM
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6. sounds great via streaming audio
the radio station never sounded this good
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LosinIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 07:24 PM
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19. "Post 11/2 World" hee yuk hee yuk
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:13 PM
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7. Variation on the "panties" joke.
Earring joke
How long you been wearing women's panties?
Ever since my wife found a pair in the glove compartment.
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:17 PM
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8. licl
:kick:
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:51 PM
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9. Guy Noir is alleging BBV fraud! eom
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Redneck Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 07:00 PM
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12. God told them to steal the election!
LOL! Too funny.
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 07:06 PM
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14. Yeah, isn't that great
the final counter to the "Morals" story
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peacefreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:52 PM
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10. Guy Noir
is talking about the stolen election "any 14 year old could hack in"
You go, Garrison.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 06:58 PM
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11. Tearin' 'em a new one.
I needed this.
WE did.
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 07:02 PM
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13. Garrison just read the Jefferson quote that Elisabeth Edwards posted on DU
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2604461

Now that I have more time, I will post some, too. But today I want to share something inspiring, part of a letter from Thomas Jefferson. This is from the new Bernstein biography of Jefferson. Jefferson sent the letter in 1798 after the passage of the Sedition Act:

"A little patience, and we shall see the reign of witches pass over, their spells dissolve, and the people, recovering their true sight, restore their government to its true principles. It is true that in the meantime we are suffering deeply in spirit, and incurring the horrors of a war and long oppressions of enormous public debt. If the game runs sometimes against us at home we must have patience till luck turns, and then we shall have an opportunity of winning back the principles we have lost, for this is a game where principles are at stake."
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Redneck Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 07:15 PM
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15. He's tearing it up tonight
The ketchup lady is grinding glass to kill her freeper husband!

Now a whole run of GWB jokes!
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 07:15 PM
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16. what's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
George Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 07:23 PM
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17. Roy Blount is not funny.
Not tonight.
Maybe not ever.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 07:24 PM
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18. I don't think he's sober.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 07:25 PM
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20. OK, I think he's shitfaced.
He just doesn't slur.
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:43 PM
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21. listenin' on wamc
sunday repeat! www.wamc.org
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