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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:05 PM
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My GF of 18 months dumped me because of
ahh I digress, Ive never even had a girlfriend.
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GRLMGC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:06 PM
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1. awww
i've only ever had one bf and I dated him for a month so it doesn't count. hehehe :)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:07 PM
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2. its cool
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:07 PM
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3. If it makes you feel better
Edited on Sat Nov-06-04 10:08 PM by aePrime
I've never had a boyfriend. I doubt my wife would approve.

On edit: I wasn't trying to rub in the fact that I'm married, I was trying to be funny! :)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:09 PM
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4. haha its cool
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:10 PM
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5. erectile disfunction?
listen to bob dole and try viagra
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:11 PM
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7. no Ive never had a girlfriend
but I do have a crush on one if that counts :).
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:13 PM
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14. is she a Democrat? n/t
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:14 PM
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16. yep
:)
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getoffmytrain Donating Member (575 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:11 PM
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6. I bet you
have an awesome porn stash! :-)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:12 PM
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9. porn is good
but my stash is so, so. My recommendition, anything sans dick is good porn if you like girls :D.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:11 PM
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8. I foresee a girlfriend in your future pretty soon
Treat her right, unlike some other people, and she'll hang around.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:12 PM
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11. I hope youre right
As I said, I do have a girl I do like.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:12 PM
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13. Yes, and if she aske "Does this dress make me look fat"
Realize, this is a loaded question. ALWAYS answer "of course not! - nothing could make you look fat :)"
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:14 PM
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17. right
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CAcyclist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 12:50 AM
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66. Also, if she points out how pretty some other girl is
that's your cue to say"really? she couldn't hold a candle to you."
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:14 PM
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18. I firgured out a new way to get guys in trouble:
Does this outfit make me bulge wrong?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:17 PM
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19. No you bulge in all the right places my sweet.
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:19 PM
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22. Drat!
Um how about....
Does this dress make my legs look celulitoidal?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:24 PM
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25. No your legs are like smooth silk that I could caress all night.
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:27 PM
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27. um
Are my toenails fungaloidy?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:32 PM
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34. No, you have the feet of a goddess my love
Is it getting hot in here?
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:34 PM
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37. Not yet
Are my sweat glands spoogy?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:37 PM
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39. The scent of your sweat is like an aphrodisiac.
Edited on Sat Nov-06-04 10:38 PM by Droopy
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:44 PM
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40. Damn...I am trouble finding more things to whine about
Do my armpits look hairy?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:48 PM
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41. You can leave them as hairy as you like dear. I don't mind.
I know all the right answers, but I haven't been with a woman in nine years. It might well be why I know all the right answers.
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:50 PM
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42. Why on Earth would you be single when
you know all the right answers?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:57 PM
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43. That's a good question
maybe I should ask all the women in southwest Ohio that.

"Hey, lady, I've got all the right answers. I'm your answer man. Wanna ask me a question?"
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 12:20 AM
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64. *asks you about turtles*
Now see you need to come to AZ.
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:02 PM
Response to Reply #34
44. o.k. enough from you!
i think i'm starting to fall in love :)
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:09 PM
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46. Thank you sweet heart
In actuality, I'm just an average joe who adores women. I will adore you if you would like.
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:17 PM
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51. *sigh*
there must be SOME excuse i have for going to ohio...
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:25 PM
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54. I would like to say I'll come to you, but
I've got a job and a house so I must be responsible. But if you ever come around Ohio way I'll give you all that I can. I'm flattered.
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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:12 PM
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10. Hey, neither have I.
And I'm nearly 21, so you're still good.

(Note: It's a lack of self-esteem to approach women that plagues me)
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:29 PM
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32. I used to have that problem
and I still lack self esteem, but I do not show it. I act cool and confident.
Do not let them see your weakness.
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:12 PM
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12. Come on John
All of us girls love you on DU :loveya:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:13 PM
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15. ha thanks
this really was a copycat post but I dont nor have I ever had one but damn there are so many good looking girls out there. Oh how I love the dark haired and dark eyed ones. So nice.
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exJW Donating Member (309 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:17 PM
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20. But if you did...
.... I bet her socks would get squishy just thinkin' about you, brother!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:18 PM
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21. You wait'll we get to Germany, Kleeb.
Memorize the following phrase:

"Frau, essen bitte meine Wurst"

and you're GOLDEN!

;-)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:23 PM
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23. I dont wanna get slapped
:)
and besides I like the dark haired, dark eyed girls.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:31 PM
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33. Didn't you know?
They've allowed those all over Germany since the wall came down. Bless that Reagan!

Now please excuse me while I vomit. Drunk as I am, it did me way wrong to type that. Ewwwwwwwww!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:32 PM
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35. haha
I like girls like myself, more dark haired, tanner, and dark eyed.
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CAcyclist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 12:54 AM
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68. I'm German and I have dark hair and brown eyes
but probably a bit too old for you
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:23 PM
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24. KLEEB...
what is your avatar of?
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Senator Lamb Donating Member (492 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:26 PM
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26.  im 18
never had a girlfriend. its not like im unattractive or a big nerd or anything. just very shy and really cant relate to people my age. a loner. i wish i had a girlfriend
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:29 PM
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30. me too I am shy but Ive grown more extroverted lately
I can relate to people my age ok though I am a bit of a nerd, I like to be friendly and really nice with the girls, make em laugh, I am not much of a flirter honestly.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:28 PM
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29. Pittsburgh Stillers man
Big Ben is gonna lead em to super bowl.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:27 PM
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28. Hey. chin up Kleeb
I didn't have a girlfriend until I was 18. I was a real insecure teenager and I have social anxiety disorder.
I have learned to pretend I am confident even when I am not, and act like it. I have gotten laid many times since then and some of the girls were really attractive.
There is plenty of hope Kleeb. You are a good guy who should be confident. You have a lot to offer.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:29 PM
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31. Its a copycat thread
but Ive grown better, I am not worried.
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FM Arouet666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:33 PM
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36. That's because your a steeler fan..
;) Sorry, couldn't resist, I just moved from Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh a drinking town with a football problem. ;)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:34 PM
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38. but I live in Northern Virginia
My family is from the Pittsburgh area.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:03 PM
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45. LOL...........................................John
you made this tired, angry middle-aged gal laugh out loud and I love you for it. And one day you will not only have a girlfriend but a REALLY GREAT ONE.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:11 PM
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47. It really was a copy-cat I am not upset about it at all
thanks I hope so.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:16 PM
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49. oh believe me John
I was heavily involved in that original thread. As long as you don't behave like that asshat you'll be fine.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:25 PM
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55. how did he behave? I didnt look at it
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:35 PM
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59. the original post should make any decent person sick
nt
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:53 PM
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63. ahh ok I'll PM you about it I guess
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Senator Lamb Donating Member (492 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:12 PM
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48. now im depressed
i realize girl like jerks. smart, shy guys never win
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:17 PM
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50. ha
Edited on Sat Nov-06-04 11:17 PM by Skittles
I'm dating a slightly overweight, severely shy smart guy right now.
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Senator Lamb Donating Member (492 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:24 PM
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52. im not even overweight
and i always lose. im sort of like peter parker.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:25 PM
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53. I am slightly overweight but no one can tell, its all in my ass!
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Senator Lamb Donating Member (492 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:32 PM
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56. i proclaim this thread
a place where people like johncleeb, ackward teenagers who just cant get a girlfriend, can get advice on how to get girls and get some support.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:33 PM
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57. hey I am not ackward just shw
and its kleeb not cleeb.
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Senator Lamb Donating Member (492 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:35 PM
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58. sorry
kleeb.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:52 PM
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61. its cool
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:50 PM
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60. Have you seen this?
http://marryanamerican.ca/
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 11:53 PM
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62. ain't I a little young
for marriage.
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 12:35 AM
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65. because you show up
drunk for dates in speedos, & your mother is driving.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 12:52 AM
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67. now thats just a falsehood
I wear buttoned shirts in jeans and my new balances, and we do walks around town!
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:02 AM
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69. well
THAT explains that.

my way, though perverse, wd work better.

better work on your cunnilingus, boy!
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Senator Lamb Donating Member (492 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:19 AM
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70. anyone want a DU boyfriend?
im here
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