I am sick and damned tired of being 'Mr. Self-Deprecating Guy.'

short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:40 PM
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I am sick and damned tired of being 'Mr. Self-Deprecating Guy.'

I wanna deprecate some of you asshats for awhile, instead.

Any takers? C'mon - come and get yerself deprecated!

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:40 PM
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1. Go for it.

I'm open...

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:44 PM
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6. I DEPRECATE YOU!

Er, you smell of cabbage?

:shrug:

Maybe I'm not ready for primetime...

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:40 PM
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2. *whistles*

Hey sweet cakes :P

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:47 PM
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10. I DEPRECATE YOU, TOO!

You took all the whorish glory out of purple eyeshadow, and rendered it almost wholesome, in a twinge-of-wicked sort of way. And you, too smell slightly of the cabbage! Take THAT!

;-)

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:47 PM
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12. awww

I always end up taking out the whorish qualities out of *everything*. Gawd I SUCK!

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:51 PM
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19. Well, then, I DEPRECATE YOU FURTHER!

Bring some of that "suck" on 'round hyah, and we'll see about fixing up yer rep.

<ducking>

BUT I STILL DEPRECATE YOU!

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:41 PM
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3. sure doll face, I mean, asshat

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:49 PM
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17. Thanks, sphincterbeanie!

I DEPRECATE YOU, AS WELL! Not as much as I deprecated GOPisEvil, 'cause he's headed for the donkey show, if you know what I mean. But OK, here goes... you, also may smell somewhat of cabbage.

Satisfied?

:P

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:56 PM
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23. Actually, Chanel 22 - but you can have your cabbage fantasy

if you would like!

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:12 PM
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37. What's not to love about cabbage?

One of the least gynecomorphic of all Nature's plant creations. Sure stinks when you boil it, though. Come to think of it, most everything stinks when you boil it. Wonder why that is?

AND NOW I DEPRECATE YOU FOR TRYING TO LURE ME INTO JACKING MY OWN THREAD AGAIN!

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:43 PM
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4. I thought I was Mr. Self-Deprecating Guy.

Maybe I'm Senor Hombre del Selfodeprecatingo. :shrug:

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:46 PM
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9. Schmoopie! How can you say that about yourself?

You had someone post a thread asking for you by name - now both of you (that's you and SBP) cease and desist! :*

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:47 PM
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13. Yeah, but I haven't been deprecated in a long time, though.

I can only laugh about it for so long. ;-)

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:55 PM
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21. I'm confused? You want to be deprecated?

Why would you want someone to belittle you? And why would you want to belittle yourself - You've got a great ass and a wonderful personality (do I need to get out a certain thread to prove it?) Now, once again, STOP IT! :P

BTW - I do know that's really not your ass in the picture - and, I hope you know, that's not my real ass, either!

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:58 PM
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24. LOL...no, I want to be "deprecated"

in a double entendre sort of way. I'll leave it to your imagination as to what I'm using "deprecation" as a euphemism for.

Thanks for the compliments. Mucho appreciado! :-)

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:01 PM
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26. Oh and I forgot to mention that you're bilingual -

:* - see -lots of good qualities

But, if you want to be deprecated, well okay...Does that require a riding crop? :shrug:

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:01 PM
Response to Reply #26

28. YEEHAW!!!!!!!

RIDE 'EM COWGIRL!!!!

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:04 PM
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31. We'd better be careful or Miss French Kitty will

come along and throw a bucket of water on us! That's her specialty, I hear.

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:05 PM
Response to Reply #31

32. Oooooh...how very "flashdance"!

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:09 PM
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36. LOL

Yes - and I look just like Jennifer Beales - no, strike that, I AM Jennifer Beales! No, strike that: Would you go for, I was her butt double in the movie???

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:12 PM
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38. I KNEW I had seen that ass somewhere before!

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:15 PM
Response to Reply #38

40. YES -another successful hi-jacking to talk about my ass.

my work here is complete! Too bad SBP missed it!

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GOPisEvil

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:17 PM
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43. I'm always happy to talk about your ass!

It's one of my favorite subjects!

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:18 PM
Response to Reply #43

44. SBP is going to be sorry he missed this one!

Oh, and duck, I think I see Miss French Kitty coming!

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GOPisEvil

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:20 PM
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45. What's that she's got in her hands?

*adjusts snorkel*

SBP is probably off self-deprecating again - he's a slave to that thing, I swear.

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:21 PM
Response to Reply #45

48. *** JEALOUS??? ***

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GOPisEvil

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:22 PM
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51. Of you? Hahahahahahahaha!

Er, no.

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:25 PM
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53. Oh, GOPisEvil...

you always hurt the ones you love.

:cry:

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GOPisEvil

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:26 PM
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57. Hey - I'm a slave to my own lack of deprecation.

:cry:

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:29 PM
Response to Reply #57

60. It's OK - I forgive you

but it's gonna be 3 cases now, I'm afraid. ;-)

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:32 PM
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64. Good grief - should we leave you two alone?

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:34 PM
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65. Not so fast, asshat

We're gonna need a camera crew, too!

:P

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:37 PM
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66. I'm not Asshat - you are - no one gave me name!

What speed film will you be requiring?

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:57 PM
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70. I'm kinda shy - how's yer sketch-artistry?

For me and GiE, I'm thinking something like this:

------------> <---------

:shrug:

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:11 PM
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73. LOL

How in the hell do you come up with this shit?

Besides, I thought I was operating the camera?

Oh, and, I happened to know GiE failed kindergarten ;)

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:27 PM
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58. oh and I forgot these thingys - I always forget these thingys:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

Is that too many? Did I go overboard?

Psst. I saw Miss French Kitty in aisle 3 <runsaway>

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GOPisEvil

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:28 PM
Response to Reply #58

59. Awwwww....

:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:20 PM
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46. I haven't missed a thing.

And you guys thought that was a regular mirror on the ceiling over the bed... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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GOPisEvil

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:23 PM
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52. Two words:

Profit. Sharing.

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:26 PM
Response to Reply #52

56. I think you'll find these two more appropriate, sweetie:

Black. Male.

:P

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:31 PM
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62. BTW, asshat - that's Schmoopie, not Sweetie

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miss_kitty

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:21 PM
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49. no

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:25 PM
Response to Reply #49

54. took you long enough!

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miss_kitty

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:29 PM
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61. I'm trying to clean here. I am freezing.

i want the place a little cleaner before Wednesday. and I am coming up on 20 years (moved here on 1 Dec 1984) in 600 sq ft, with a decided lack of room for all my shit. I'm going insane! :P

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:32 PM
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63. I know I'm suppose to be deprecating you,

but there's just something about a woman who knows how to take care of a hose... </hankhill> or, if you prefer, </myowndamneddoubleentendrespoutingself>

;-)

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miss_kitty

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:40 PM
Response to Reply #63

67. and I am pretty good at handling nozzles too

BTW...This is the time of year to have your irrigation system blown. out.

:evilgrin:

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:53 PM
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69. Not enough spank icons in DUspace for that one.

So, you're tellin' me yer not the kinda girl to just stick her thumb over the end of the hose and point it where you want it, eh? Some kinda control fetishist, maybe? But you know what I always say... as long as nobody's peein' on each other, I'm game.

;-)

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miss_kitty

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:00 PM
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71. Hey! I wouldn't do anything remotely connected with the Thugs

remember 'trickle down?' :D

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:15 PM
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74. See, this is good.

Ground rules are important for proper Lounge-stalking. My general big three areas to avoid are these: (1) the (often German) intrusion into sexuality of the excretory functions, (2) any similar intrusion by the word "kitten," or by actual kittens, into bedroom relations. With the exception that they're fine if we're in the utility room on the washing machine, near the litterbox. And (3) the toilet seat stays up overnight.

See, I'm generally pretty light on the "rules."

;-)

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miss_kitty

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:21 PM
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77. So you are for the splash followed by the blood-curdling scream

followed by the air turned blue Blue BLUE by late night/early morning invective directed at the toilet-seat leaver-upper?

that is kinky. :)

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:24 PM
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78. Nah, KINKY is the fact that

the air ain't all that would be turned blue by a dip in the 2000 Flushes-treated bowl, and that the mere thought of it kinda turns me on a little.

You caught me. Smurf fetishist.

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miss_kitty

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:37 PM
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80. you like blue ass?

That is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay kinky

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:39 PM
Response to Reply #80

82. Don't blame me!

Blame Paul Bunyon. He started it.

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miss_kitty

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:45 PM
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87. that was an ox

Babe the Blue OX

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 06:04 PM
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88. Well, sure, but

Paul Bunyan was an awfully big dude. I'm like 5'9" and just under 200 pounds. How and I gonna control an ox? Especially a freakishly large blue ox? No, blue asses are far preferable for the likes of me.

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 07:48 PM
Response to Reply #80

102. Hey - That's MY line!!!!

Very effective, too - might add...

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:47 PM
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14. Dude, just don't ever call yerself that in TJ.

You'll be starring in the donkey show before you know it, you poor, naive bastard.

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GOPisEvil

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:49 PM
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16. What makes you think I haven't starred in that show already?

The donkey still sends me birthday cards.

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:54 PM
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20. *snarf*

You're being stalked by a Mexican ass. I'm only a little jealous. Nevertheless, I DEPRECATE YOU FURTHER STILL! NOW GO AWAY, OR I SHALL DEPRECATE YOU A SECOND - NO, NO - A THIRD TIME! :P

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:43 PM
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5. I was deprecated a while back...

Edited on Sun Nov-07-04 03:43 PM by Tandalayo_Scheisskop

When I moved to Scheisskopf v.0.0.20. Not one thing really changed, just gratuitous version number bump. Well, maybe a little PhP tweek here and there...

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:55 PM
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22. I DEPRECATE YOU

BY ACCUSING YOU OF REALLY BEING A WINDOWS WEENIE IN DISGUISE!

And you may also smell of cabbage. I dunno. Lots of people here sure seem to.

:shrug:

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SarahB

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:45 PM
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7. Deprecate me! Go ahead.

I'm whiny and too uptight, right? What else? Give it it me! :shrug:

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:01 PM
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27. I DEPRECATE YOU MIGHTILY!

YOUR SHOES LOOK UNCOMFORTABLE! And you smell of, hrm... lessee here...

rutabaga?

Yes. That'll do nicely.

;-)

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SarahB

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:02 PM
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29. I'm wearing socks though...

and I smell kind of flowery. :D

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:17 PM
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42. I DEPRECATE YOU

FOR MAKING ME THINK OF MR. HANKEY JUST NOW, UNINTENTIONAL AS IT MAY HAVE BEEN!

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SarahB

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:20 PM
Response to Reply #42

47. Now I will poop on you!

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:22 PM
Response to Reply #47

50. Dear Lawd Jibbity! Thought for a minute there

you were one of them Germans...

;-)

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SarahB

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:25 PM
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55. About 1/16th German, but that's MY business.

Now, shut the Hell up!

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:16 PM
Response to Reply #55

75. Yes ma'am.

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lanparty

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:46 PM
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8. I was self deprecating during the Clinton years ...

I was a Clinton apologists. Well now that I've read up on the details of the Arkansas project, I am a WARRIOR for Clinton!!!

Dammit, I did NOT agree with everything Clinton did. But he deserves to be judged on his RECORD, not all the trumped up shit that he NEVER did!!!

And for the last time, he NEVER had an affair with Jennifer Flowers!!!!

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:03 PM
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30. I DEPRECATE YOU FOR

BRINGING POLITICAL NON-NONSENSE-TYPE-STUFF INTO MY DEPRECATION OF OTHERS THREAD! You most assuredly smell of cabbage! POLITICAL CABBAGE!

;-)

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:47 PM
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11. Deprecate me, baby

I'm not getting enough of that lately :D

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:06 PM
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33. I DEPRECATE YOU

and I wonder doesn't that thingie of yers have a deprecation attachment on it somewhere? No? See - it CAN'T do everything for you that a real man can. Bet it doesn't fart, either. Hmph. Technology, schmeckmology!

AND YOUR SHAMPOO CONTAINS SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE!

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belladonna

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:08 PM
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34. Sorry sweetie, you waited too long and I had to deprecate myself

:evilgrin:

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:09 PM
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35. Send me the tape

and I'll forgive you. ;-)

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:48 PM
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15. Shit, I am so old, I don't think there is any depeciation left

anymore, but go for it.

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Mikimouse

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:51 PM
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18. Ah well, then it is time to go to the ...

patriotic death chambers and be recycled for food to fed the young and strng. Remember, it is your partiotic duty and you will be remembered as a hero to the systme everytime someone takes a bite of delicious Soylent Green (now with Captain Crunchberries, as he got too old too!).:evilgrin:

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:14 PM
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39. Well, shit, then what good are you?

Can you at least hook me up with some weed or sumthin?

I DEPRECATE YOU FOR NOT PROVIDING ME DRUGS, YOU WITHHOLDER OF DRUGS, YOU!

:P

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Sun Nov-07-04 03:59 PM
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25. Does my ass look fat in my jeans?

:shrug:

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:16 PM
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41. Hard to get a visual. I usually have to braille that one out.

I DEPRECATE YOU FOR TEMPTING ME WITH YOUR BUTTOCKS! And if by some chance you happen to smell of some vegetable or other, why then you can just consider yerself DOUBLY DEPRECATED!

;-)

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JimmyJazz

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Sun Nov-07-04 04:51 PM
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68. SBP - I am swatting you on the nose for that post and

I don't have to tell you why! *swat*

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:17 PM
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76. HEY! This thread is for DEPRECATING, not SWATTING!

Pervert!

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GingerSnaps

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Sun Nov-07-04 06:07 PM
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89. It's a joke

:shrug:

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Bossy Monkey

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:04 PM
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72. Oh jeez! You deprecated all over the sofa! How are we going to clean that?

(No space in the subject line for "n/t," dangit!):)

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Skittles

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:28 PM
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79. I WILL KICK YOUR DEPRECIATED ASS

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:38 PM
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81. Oh, Skittles, you say these hurtful things

and then you smile at me like that and it just melts my heart all over again. I DEPRECATE YOU FOR BEING SO VIOLENTLY KICK-ASS!

;-)

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blondeatlast

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:39 PM
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83. I've been in GD, I can take it... nt

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:42 PM
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84. IT'S HARD TO DEPRECATE A MASOCHIST!

But I shall try:

YOU CARRY THE FOUL AROMA OF GD ON YOU, AND IT SMELLS EVEN WORSE THAN CABBAGE!

Seriously - stay outta that pit. It'll take life off yer years. ;-)

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blondeatlast

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:43 PM
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85. Thank you, oh wise one...

I will!

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EstimatedProphet

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Sun Nov-07-04 05:44 PM
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86. Oh yeah tough guy? You and what army?

Shoot your best shot!

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 06:18 PM
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91. I DEPRECATE YOU FOR

not really being an Estimated Prophet at all, but in fact a known-quantity prophet, who's just trying to scaver a price break with his fancy "rounding" scheme!

And I'm pretty sure that's no vegetable aroma at all I smell on you, Mr. Otto's Jacket man...

;-)

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CrownPrinceBandar

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Sun Nov-07-04 06:12 PM
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90. What about my Faberge Egg?

Its better than money in the bank!

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 06:28 PM
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92. That's no Faberge egg!

That's a Canoe, you Brut!

<ducks>

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CrownPrinceBandar

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Sun Nov-07-04 07:00 PM
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93. Canoe? Canoe?

Don't make me bust out some Hai Karate on you, my Old Spice! (i've sunk to a new low)

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 07:05 PM
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94. Congratulations!

I believe you and I just tied for "lamest thing ever posted on DU in a vain attempt to be funny." Where's SOteric when we need her? She sometimes gets a little too into these silly geek games...

;-)

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CrownPrinceBandar

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Sun Nov-07-04 07:28 PM
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95. Only tied? I want a recount!!........................

Edited on Sun Nov-07-04 07:29 PM by foamdad

To even be considered in the same league as the lovely SOteric is quite an honor. I wear my geekiness w/ pride, dork! }(

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 07:38 PM
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99. How do you know my nickname???

Sorry, though - no recounts. We blanked the chips. Esso's ears should be burning by now - wonder how much longer before she comes in with some quality fragrance-laced punning?

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Dukakis88

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Sun Nov-07-04 07:31 PM
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96. I wish my hand was inside Oscar the Grouch.

Deprecate away!

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 07:39 PM
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100. I DEPRECATE YOU

FOR WISHING TO SMELL OF MUPPET BOWEL!

:P

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Sun Nov-07-04 07:31 PM
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97. I hope you've been getting alot of fiber - thats alot of depracating

:evilgrin:

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short bus president

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Sun Nov-07-04 07:42 PM
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101. You've got me confused with the dude who shits himself.

I WEAR A COLOSTOMY BAG, YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!

OK, I don't really, else I would have to deprecate myself for smelling of my own decaying waste material. But the basic gist of that was to be able to call you an insensitive clod, thereby deprecating you for your inensitivity and clod-like ways.

:P

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Mon Nov-08-04 07:52 AM
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103. Go shit in a bag!

How's that for sensitivity? :D

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short bus president

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Mon Nov-08-04 11:50 AM
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104. Very nice.

Reminds me of the time I worked in a GI clinic, and one of the patients was asked to bring in a stool sample at the time of her appointment. She asked what to bring it in, and the girl in the front office suggested a mayonnaise jar. Fucking people in TN can be really, really dumb, though. Lady showed up to her appointment with a big turd floating in a half-full jar of Hellmans.

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Spiffarino

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Sun Nov-07-04 07:33 PM
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98. I am a bald, middle-aged, heterosexual. DEPRECATE ME, BABY.

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