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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:16 PM
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What's the worse pickup line someone has tried to use on you?
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.

Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.
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livinbella Donating Member (477 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:19 PM
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1. "I don't come cheap"
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:21 PM
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2. "Do you like boys?"
I guess it prolly wasn't so much a "pickup attempt" as a really, really bad choice for where to stop and ask directions while seeking out a camping spot in the Smoky Mountains area, near Chattanooga. My suggestion: don't camp there.
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:22 PM
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3. This one was 'cheesy'
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated?
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Dirty Hippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:22 PM
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4. I need a library card cuz I'm checking you out. n/t
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:12 PM
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16. I think that one is cute
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Wols Donating Member (194 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:16 AM
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42. Gotta remember that one
Kinda clever, kinda endearing. It just might work.
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Sapphocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:23 PM
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5. 'So, what part of Lesbia are you from?' n/t
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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:29 PM
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6. You look just like Arlo Gutherie...
But it worked.
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Quetzal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:37 PM
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7. Is your dad a terrorist?
Because you are "The Bomb" :P
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agates Donating Member (743 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:43 PM
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8. "I heard you're easy" {eom}
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:43 PM
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9. this is the worst
Ive never had a pickup line used on me.
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:46 PM
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11. Here ya go
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:53 PM
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13. ha
:) yay a pickup line.
You go south on south street, pass the Guinness turnpike, then you turn left on ice cream lane, and then down to greasy food boulevard then you go left, and youre there :).
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belladonna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 07:11 PM
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26. Ugh, I got that one too
I burst out laughing and he just walked away
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UpsideDownFlag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:44 PM
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10. "You must be smoking something, b/c you're looking pretty high...
...on my priorities".

bleh.
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 05:48 PM
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12. Did I die? I must've because you're a real angel
Ranked right up there with... "How'd you like to ride a cowboy home tonight?"
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sweetladybug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:09 PM
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15. I was about 16 yrs old & I was walking the street and a car load of boys
started hollowing at me and one said "hey I sure would like to get in your pants" I yelled back "What's wrong, did you sh-t in yours" Everyone started laughing and they left me alone.
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kitchen girl Donating Member (182 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:06 PM
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14. "If you click your heels three times...
will we end up in Kansas?" Said by a drunk who noticed I was wearing red shoes. :eyes:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:13 PM
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17. I like that one too
I think someone used that one on me in a bar once.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 07:13 PM
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27. Hmmmm, Did it work? I was too drunk to remember, sorry.
and was I good?
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:04 AM
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38. no
but he was cute. :) And is now happily married to a a friend of mine.
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:14 PM
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18. I'll show you mine
Edited on Sun Nov-07-04 06:14 PM by mzpip
if you show me yours. Seriously, some guy said that to me. I did not show him anything.

MzPip
:dem:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:14 PM
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19. "I'll bet you can't make me pregnant"
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:15 PM
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20. Hey! Wanna fuck?
But, the funny thing is... it worked on me.
Whaddayaknow?
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kitchen girl Donating Member (182 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:18 PM
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21. And yet another..."Did you know you have sparkles...
on your breasticles?" At an office party...I was wearing a rhinestone brooch...:crazy:
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helnwhls Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:18 PM
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22. I only need a second, you won't even know I'm there.
I laughed and let the guy buy me a beer.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:19 PM
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23. You look like Andy Warhol
oh thanks !
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:25 PM
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24. Do you have a map?
I'm getting lost in your eyes.
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:59 PM
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25. You look like the Artistic type.....
which I guess meant someone who would fuck at the drop of a hat.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 07:30 PM
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28. 'Are you looking for a boyfriend?' he said, before
he left with somebody else!

:wow:
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:35 PM
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32. Stop that
Are you trying to hurt my feelings {{bitch slap}}
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 07:40 PM
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29. "What's life like as a ball-less wonder?"
I was left speechless.
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liberalfrombirth Donating Member (76 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:19 PM
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30. I never use pickup lines anymore
Just being friendly gets me in the sack more often
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:33 PM
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31. As I was smoking dope in the alley behind the bar (approx 1977)
with a buddy.

She came out of the bar & I offered her a toke. She said something like this:

"If you take me home and get me really high I'll fuck you senseless."

Romantic?
No.

Did it work?
Yes

Was I senseless?
You have no idea.
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MacCovern Donating Member (336 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 09:51 PM
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33. "Those must be astronaut pants you have on...
"...because that ass of yours is out of this world."

I used this line as a joke on a girl I had known a long time.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 09:54 PM
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34. ahem "You got that whole buddy holly thing going on."
"How can I get these pants off ya?"
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:06 AM
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39. i get that buddy holly one all the time too!
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 09:58 PM
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35. ...eat my box...
HER: "Hey, you wanna eat my box?"
ME: "NO...."
HER: "But, it's my birthday!"
ME: "Still, no."
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 09:58 PM
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36. You shoulda tried for some money
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prole_for_peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 10:03 PM
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37. "My dad owns Compaq"
Edited on Sun Nov-07-04 10:05 PM by kmlewis
Seriously, then he leaned over and stuck his tongue in my ear. After I quit gaggin I asked him WTF? And then clueless Joe asks "Want to go out to my car" And my answer was "NOOOOOO!!!"

:eyes:
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:12 AM
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40. "Are you working for Osama Bin Ladin? Cause you're dangerously cute."
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:15 AM
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41. "Can I try you on for size"
I had a guy try that one on me one time.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:17 AM
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43. You were so cute the way you nervously threw up when I looked at you
Would you like to go to dinner?
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:20 AM
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44. "Some guys are afraid of calico cats... But I like to make them PURRRR."
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:40 AM
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45. "I've always wanted to date a young Asian girl ..."
"Just to see what it's like, you understand."


Yup -- misogyny, racism, and ageism -- the trifecta!
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:07 AM
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48. Sorry
:puke:
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:57 AM
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46. "Using this doll, show me where you want me to touch you."
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:01 AM
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47. I like peanut butter. Wanna f**k?
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:13 AM
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49. "This is my penis - you like?"
Honest to Goddess! LOL

And he pulled out his penis for me to see!

Ah I love a subtle man!
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