Bumper Snickers

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken. Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Crispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A. Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A BUSH.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER:
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

what if the hokey-pokey really IS what it's all about?

You, OUTTA MY FANDOM!
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Canon Nazis for Kerry!!!
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My other car's an X-wing
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End overpopulation- support slash!
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End racisim- kill everyone.
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Frodo failed- Bush has the ring
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I'm just one big f*****g ray of sunshine.
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Pixie Sticks: for kids that can't afford crack.
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Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!
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Sex is back in the White House- Bush is screwing us all.
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We're getting Bushwhacked again
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MiniAmandaRuth

My personal favorite is: Caution--Driver Legally Blonde!