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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:18 AM
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"This One Time.....At Band Camp....."
Edited on Tue Sep-16-03 09:18 AM by matcom
finish the sentence :D
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:19 AM
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1. Booger had these cherry bombs?
next
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:20 AM
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2. Tonight................on a very special Blossom
Blossom watches on as he Dad realizes his homeowner's insurance has lapsed and he frantically tries to get another policy before the hurricane blows the house away and they are left penniless and Blossom has to sell it on the corner to satisfy Dad's depression induced crack habit.

Come on that's funny!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:20 AM
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3. you're a FREEEEEAAAAAAKKKK!
Edited on Tue Sep-16-03 09:25 AM by matcom
:D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

now finish the sentence DAMMIT! :P
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:24 AM
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6. I have a whole one about the "Facts of Life" girls
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:21 AM
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4. ...I was charged with aggravated sodomy
For an act involving a piccolo and a 16 year old girl...
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:23 AM
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5. I lodged my penis in a tuba...
and had to spend the recital perched atop the brass section.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:25 AM
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7. this really hot clarinet player and I locked braces
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democrat in Tallahassee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:27 AM
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8. i was told to "act like a lady" by the band director's wife
the band director, who by the way, was screwing everything in town.
Now I and the person with whom "I was not acting like a lady" have been married 24 years.
Sorry, can't give more details, you would all blush.
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Interrobang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:31 AM
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9. I got caught doodling heretical things on the back of the handouts...
I passed out banana chocolate-chip muffins that my mom made, and got mobbed...

I made up a set of entirely new lyrics to a song we were performing...

...ok, ok, I confess: I never went to band camp. I went to CHOIR CAMP instead!!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:31 AM
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10. I smuggled a bottle of vodka in my french horn case...
...while my friend in the trombone section supplied the Tang for what had to be the WORST screwdrivers ever invented. :hangover: (But we were a hit with the ladies in the woodwind section :thumbsup: - at first)
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hayu_lol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 10:11 AM
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13. Hornists have always been known to have more fun.
thats why we are so looked up to.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 10:28 AM
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14. I'm hip, my brother...
...tell the truth!" <--- Richardo doubled on trumpet
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:48 AM
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11. ...or was it cheerleader camp?


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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:49 AM
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12. W: "Gimme an 'A'!"
Crowd: "Hole!"
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