A Memo From the Desk of Billionaires For Bush

By Sir Harris Tocracy

To: Ruth Liss, Horace P. Greedy, C. Bill Press, Chicago Chapter, Billionaires for Bush
From: Sir Harris Tocracy, President, Chicago Chapter Billionaires For Bush
Subject: Celebration and agenda for the next four years
**CLASSIFICATION: TOP SECRET/BILLIONAIRES’ EYES ONLY**

This was a close one. What great foresight to launch that electronic, touch screen voting venture. And to think that Walden O’Dell chap, the CEO of Diebold, isn’t even one of us. A mere millionaire. Not for long. Wally has learned what we Billionaires know: an investment in the right government officials pays enormous dividends.
CORONATION CELEBRATION:

Reserve your tickets now for George W. Bush’s Coronation Ball (public term: “Inaugural Ball”). Get ready to shake down your employees to raise the funds to provide the sort of lavish no-holds barred blowout this occasion deserves.

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