An alternate choice for President

For those of you who would like another
choice for President I have the best solution.
(And I do know that some are not pleased with either
one of the choices, maybe a solution for you.)

It is probably time we have a woman as President.
I do have a gal in mind that has all
the answers to all our problems.

Give it a little thought when you have a moment....





Maxine For President.=
Maxine: That Grand Old Girl!=


1. Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car
. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures." ****

2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns."=

3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an
incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." ******

4. Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good
mower.=
I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." **

5. Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do
what I want,
when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait near=
by, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

6. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over
the years. Now I can nail a coworker with a paper-clip shot from a
rubber band at=
20 yards." ****=

7. Maxine on "the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is
kicking=
somebody in the butt twice."=

8. Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt This
works==
much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita ****

I think a good choice for a candidate would be Evan Bayh of Indiana, now in his first term as Senator. He was also Governor of that state. He is a moderate, and a leader of the New Democratic Coalition. He graduated with honors from Indiana U., so he obviously is very intelligent. I believe he would carry the entire Midwest, including Indiana and Ohio.