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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:12 PM
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I will no longer eat a places where people are gross!
I will no longer tolerate it!
You know when someone isn't that clean looking.
Usually I kind of pretend it's not happening, but no more. I walked into a place today, was about to place my order. Then the cook/cashier grabs a pencil, licks her fingers and grabs a piece of paper and says "What can I get you?"

I had had enough. I looked at her hands and said "Sorry I've changed my mind."

I'm sick of these unhygenic disgustoids!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:14 PM
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1. This town you live in sounds lovely.
:D
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:15 PM
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2. fucking inbreds
IS IT THAT HARD TO GRASP THE CONCEPT THAT YOU DON'T LICK YER FINGERS AND TOUCH PEOPLE'S FOOD?????
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:20 PM
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7. I guess that's what qualifies as the local color.
Filth is just part of the charm!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:21 PM
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9. They'd probably argue that
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:24 PM
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11. Believe me, my grandparents used to run a filthy restaurant.
In East Texas no less! About as inbred as it gets. I found a hair in my hamburger once. That alone made me vomit.
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OldEurope Donating Member (654 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:19 PM
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3. Warning from your internist:
Too much hygiene can be allergenic!

Jussajoke.

:P
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:20 PM
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4. Ick. Tell the truth, the chef was Sarah McLachlan, right? Filthy wench.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:20 PM
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6. Then she asked for a donation to "Sons of the Aryan race"
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:20 PM
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5. I once bought a hot dog from a bearded lady.
It's impolite to stare. But she should've had a friggin' hair net for that thing.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:21 PM
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8. I would not have been able to eat
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:22 PM
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10. Well, to be fair, it was a "Dog House" stand
so I didn't have to eat in the presence of the bearded lady. And their hot dogs can be so temptingly delicious.
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:26 PM
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12. Well...
there's always Rye.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:28 PM
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13. Either way, they'd find a way to lick that
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:34 PM
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14. I left a KFC once because of the order taker.
First off, three teeth in her mouth (and you'd think with three teeth it would be easier to practice good oral hygiene - but no).

Secondly, she wiped her nose with the back of her hand before she took my order.

Finally, she snorted back about three gallons of phlegm as she started to enter the order.

By the snort, I was no longer hungry and walked out in disgust.
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