The *OFFICIAL* Angelina Jolie Won't Return My Calls Thread.

aden_nak

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:41 PM
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The *OFFICIAL* Angelina Jolie Won't Return My Calls Thread.

Well. . . she won't.

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neuvocat

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:42 PM
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1. Well, stop calling her such bad things then.

I bet if you say something nice then she'll stop ignoring you.

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Dukakis88

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:43 PM
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2. I am selling the UNRATED DIRECTORS CUT of Angelina's refusal to kiss me.

It's pretty hot.

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no name no slogan

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:44 PM
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3. Ahhhh........Angelina

How could a woman who's so white trash press all the right buttons? *sigh*

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underpants

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:45 PM
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4. Well you actually have better odds of her adopting you

:bounce:

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Endangered Specie

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:46 PM
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5. Don't mention falafels...

and you might have better luck ;)

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Dukakis88

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:50 PM
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6. She is pretty cool about rejection, tho...

...she tattooed my name on her ass with a "no smoking" type line through it anyway. Gave me something to tell the grandkids. I think I was right next to Tom Arnold.

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redqueen

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:56 PM
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7. Dammit dammit dammit

people who rag on Angelina piss me right off!

:grr:

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Spinzonner

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:56 PM
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8. Take heart

you may at least get a call from her lawyer asking where to send the restraining order

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motely36

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:59 PM
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9. She's one of my five!

If I was straight what 5 women would I sleep with:

In no particular order:

Naomi Campbell
Anjolina Jolie
Cameron Diaz
Ashley Judd
Charlize Theron

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Richardo

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Tue Nov-09-04 05:02 PM
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10. We were discussing you the other night, aden_nak. She lost your number.

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aden_nak

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Tue Nov-09-04 05:05 PM
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11. Oh, really? Cool. Tell her it's "5".

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