What if I were to tell all of you to go to hell?

Huh? What?

:D

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Now pay in said hell, non-believer!

Maine where I belong. Unless ** unleashes martial law and the draft, in which case, shove over and gimme some of that moose hock!!

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Bush America, Hell on Earth

I live in a blue state, but my town is red. Trying to get out of here though.

"What if I *were* to tell all of you to go to hell."

Unless, of course, I'm wrong. In which case I wouldn't say anything.

These small town hicks are rubbing off on me!

Subtle....

:evilgrin:

Small town hicks have a way of rubbing off on one and infusing one's own speach styles. Actually, all people have a tendancy to do that, but the small town hicks tend to do it in a negative way.

:-)

I ain't no fool...wait

He was, she was, I was; they were, Donald and Daisy were, Bob and Suzy were.

If I were a rich man...
If I were there...
If only I were the owner of more nice plump eggses...

Please note: I realize that the term "hypothetical tense" is not an actual linguistic term; I simply don't know the correct term for that particular kind of construction.

So, actually, I was right.

Couldn't think of the word to save my life.

I can't go somewhere I already am.

All the best people are in Hades. I've always assumed Heaven must be the most boring place, ever.

I always figured hell for a non-stop dungeon style orgy, but that's just me. Your experience may vary.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan

And I've also been to Crowsnest Pass in Alta. Well, I've driven through.

That would be a good name for it.

DU Hell.

On edit: No one is getting laid there.

"General Discussion - Beyond the thunderdome"

I'm certain of that.

& me and the "Lads" would be over in a flash :)

Ah, the Lads - one of my favourite expressions


Fuck I'm chuckling now

:shrug:

Hell.... hell is for hell.... hell is for hell..... hell is for children!

Sung like a true mom. Seems like a weird thing to say. Of course, I never had any idea what the rest of the words were, so I have no idea what the context is for saying that hell is for children. So for all I know, it makes perfect and good theological sense within the context of the song. But I have no idea.

now you made me go look up the lyrics :)

hey cry in the dark, so you can't see their tears
They hide in the light, so you can't see their fears
Forgive and forget, all the while
Love and pain become one and the same
In the eyes of a wounded child

CHORUS:
Because Hell, Hell is for children
And you know that their little lives can become such a mess
Hell Hell is for children
And you shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh

It's all so confusing, this brutal abusing
They blacken your eyes, and then apologize
Be daddy's good girl, and don't tell mommy a thing
Be a good little boy, and you'll get a new toy
Tell grandma you fell off the swing

CHORUS
No, Hell is for children

Hell, Hell is for Hell
Hell is for Hell, Hell is for children

Hell, Hell is for Hell
Hell is for Hell, Hell is for children

Hell, Hell is for Hell
Hell is for Hell, Hell is for children

Hell is for children
Hell is for children

I'm glad that it wasn't an anti-child song.

Thanks for posting!

My respect for Benatar, whose music I've always liked anyway (even though I never knew what the hell she was saying), has just gone up.

Powerful lyrics.

It hasn't been pretty.

Gyre

I wish we could GO to hell

Warning! Very funny adult toon: http://www.sphings-funstuff.de/adult/funflash/fuck-her-gently.swf

Turn down your speakers if you're in an office ...

It's within walking distance

1. I guess it's a good thing I have this handbasket packed then. BTW, since you will be coming with me for your like minded views, what would you like for the Picnic Lunch?

OR

2. I can't, satan has told me not to return. Yeah, he got mad for the stip mall I proposed, ya know the one with the bar, Grille and Crematorium, and the Hair salon called Curl Up and Die.