I considered granting a general amnesty...

Dookus

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:43 PM
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I considered granting a general amnesty...

but fuck it. Those of you on the shitlist are still screwed. MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Lefta Dissenter

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:47 PM
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1. Hey Dookus

I was thinking about you earlier today... I haven't seen any pictures of your lovely pooch lately! How's he doing, and where's a new photo???

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Dookus

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:49 PM
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2. here's the latest ones:

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Hello_Kitty

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:50 PM
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3. What a sweetie!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

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Lefta Dissenter

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:52 PM
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4. HA

He makes me want to kiss him smack dab on the mouth! Is he still a perfect pooch, or has he finally done something wrong? Tell me he finally ate those sandals you left right under his nose! (I particularly love that third picture - I hope you have that framed)

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:55 PM
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5. Caption: Oh no, here is this asshat with that stupid little box

that flashes at me and makes me blind for a minute. I think I will shit in his sock drawer... if I can find it....no, I will shit on his shoes...no, I will eat his shoes and then shit the whole mess right outside his bed room door, then I will bark like crazy at 0400 and laugh and get outside and fed after he cleans the shit made from his shoes off his foot!
Yeah.
Ooooh, is that food?
Dammit, I'm hungry. I wanna eat. Food, foooooood foooood. Yeah, right up there on that glass table.... yeah... hotdogs! why do they call them dogs, anyway... they ain't dogs

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Dookus

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:56 PM
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6. yeah

that's pretty much how I read it.

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saracat

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:27 AM
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9. Hilarious post. I laughted so hard I peed!

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YellowRubberDuckie

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:56 PM
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7. Tucker's a beautiful boy...

Looks like you're taking good care of him. Good job.
Duckie

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FuzzySlippers

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:20 AM
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8. What a handsome boy!

BTW, how much is your behemoth beast projected to weigh when he's fully grown?

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Dookus

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:29 AM
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10. 55-60 probably

but he's already at the far right of the curve, so he may get a bit bigger than that.

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