I get you all liquored up and still no sustained flirting!

yvr girl

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:46 PM
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I get you all liquored up and still no sustained flirting!

What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?

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RPM

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:47 PM
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1. Show Your....

... Cuticles.

I am not into the Girls Gone Wild scene...

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yvr girl

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:48 PM
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4. The chance of me showing up on GGW is zero

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qnr

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:47 PM
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2. Sorry, some of us a introverts and shrivel up at cocktail parties n/t

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yvr girl

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:49 PM
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5. Don't be shy

Make a bold move

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qnr

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:53 PM
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9. Nah, my wife would most likely get somewhat annoyed :) n/t

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yvr girl

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:55 PM
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12. I wouldn't want to do that.

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Itascapark

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:48 PM
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3. *DU knocking threads over to get to post*

:evilgrin:

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yvr girl

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:50 PM
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8. don't hurt yourself

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Spider Jerusalem

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:50 PM
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6. I'm weird...

I generally don't do that without some sort of intellectually stimulating conversation first. But then I'm in that minority that thinks the most fascinating part of any woman is her mind. :shrug:

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yvr girl

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:54 PM
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10. I agree, there's nothing as sexy as good conversation to get things

started. I'll take a smart, funny guy over a dumb, hot one any day.

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Abelman

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Fri Nov-12-04 01:28 AM
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40. I am intelligent.

At least, that's what they tell me.

I'm not very hot, because I live in Alaska, and it's quite cold here.

And THAT takes care of funny!

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short bus president

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:54 PM
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11. shameless! absolutely shameless!

We salute you, Mr. thoroughly-kiss-the-ass-of-yer-quarry-to-better-pick-up-the-scent man!

:P

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yvr girl

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:56 PM
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14. You don't think he's sincere?

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Spider Jerusalem

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:58 PM
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15. I think I am, but then I'm not quite myself today...

so I could be wrong.

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yvr girl

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:59 PM
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17. That begs the question, "Who are you?"

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Spider Jerusalem

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:02 AM
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18. Though I was born Gaius Caligula...

I am all men, as I am no man, and so, I am a god.

Well, no, not really. But you have to admit it's got a ring to it.

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yvr girl

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:04 AM
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20. It's definitely unique

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Spider Jerusalem

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:06 AM
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21. But then, so is having three eyes.

Sorry; I'm on the edge of sleep deprivation.

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yvr girl

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:07 AM
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23. But you can still make me laugh

How long have you been up.

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Spider Jerusalem

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:09 AM
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27. Something like twenty hours now....

I woke up early and couldn't get back to sleep. But then I believe we've already been over how buggered our respective circadian rhythms are with respect to what's "normal" (a word that should always be used in quotes, btw)

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yvr girl

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:17 AM
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30. You might as well stay up now

hopefully, you'll get back on track.

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Spider Jerusalem

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:18 AM
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31. Hurrah for caffeine.

I have tea and Dunhills. They should help.

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yvr girl

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:26 AM
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36. don't overdue it, you want to sleep tonight

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short bus president

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:58 PM
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16. You think I am?

Mysteries wrapped in enigmas stuffed into commercial microwaves...

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PittPoliSci

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:50 PM
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7. more whiskey please.

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yvr girl

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Thu Nov-11-04 11:55 PM
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13. Sure, I'll join you

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Jack Schitt

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:04 AM
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19. You got me liquored up...what were you gonna do to me?

:evilgrin:

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yvr girl

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:06 AM
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22. Start with a slow dance

I'll expect you to lead though, I'm kind of traditional that way.

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Jack Schitt

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:07 AM
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25. I'm game.

What song would you like to dance to?

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yvr girl

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:09 AM
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26. something jazzy

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Jack Schitt

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:10 AM
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28. Hmmm...

I don't know much jazz songs. :shrug:

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yvr girl

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:14 AM
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29. You pick then

Jazz is great mood music. You might want broaden your horizons.

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Jack Schitt

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:19 AM
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32. Oh I know.

I go to jazz concerts here on my campus...I just don't know the names of the songs.

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yvr girl

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:25 AM
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34. Pick a Starbucks CD and put in on

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jdots

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:07 AM
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24. I attempted a minor flirtation the other evening.......

and was reminded that i am poo poo doody ca-ca...i thought it was funny but i laugh at kelp.
so here here is some randy for- play = hey bitch you got a job ? ? i am poopy doody ca-ca

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Tom Kitten

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:20 AM
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33. you're intriguing but I'm too old for you...

not that you'd ever consider me, I just thought I'd post...

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yvr girl

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:26 AM
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35. How do you even know how old I am?

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Tom Kitten

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:38 AM
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37. Umm, because you act young?

but you are right I have no idea how old you are!

I figured 20 something...

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yvr girl

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Fri Nov-12-04 12:40 AM
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38. I'm young at heart

Let's just say I'm closer to 40 than 20

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Tom Kitten

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Fri Nov-12-04 01:10 AM
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39. well that being said...

I'm more intrigued than ever...I must say I do like your style and I do like aggressive women and you certainly seem to be one...
I must say I am even more intrigued, does that sound okay but is it yet another copout? I wonder what you think...

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Tom Kitten

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:25 AM
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41. On second thought

I apologize for my earlier boldness, in retrospect I cannot think of anyone being attracted to ol' countyfloyd...my apologies for bringing myself to your attention...

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LibLover

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:30 AM
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42. You don't want to put a few drinks in me.

I do naughty things....:9

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Throckmorton

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Fri Nov-12-04 07:59 AM
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43. Come by my house and dance on the kitchen table,

just watch out for the ceiling fan, took months to clean up the walls after the Jerry Mathers "incident".

That was not the kind of beaver break I had in mind Jerry, hope your scalp heals up.

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