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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:13 AM
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Ok DUers! Now is your chance to know Jack Schitt!
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 12:15 AM by Jack Schitt
If you want to know anything, ask!

Then you can tell people you know Jack Schitt! :D

I'm just a lil' inibriated...so forgive me if I sound like a dumbass.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:14 AM
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1. How much deeper would the oceans be if you took out all the sponges?
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:15 AM
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2. 2.572 meters.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:15 AM
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3. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:16 AM
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5. 0.5 chords
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:16 AM
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4. I don't know if I _want_ to know Jack Schitt....
I mean, :hi:... can't we just stay on our respective sides of the ether?
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:17 AM
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6. Oh c'mon....
you don't know Jack Schitt! Get to know 'im! :D
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Left coast liberal Donating Member (889 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:21 AM
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7. I think I might need a couple of drinks too.
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:22 AM
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8. I don't mean to know Jack Schitt THAT way!
Gutters belong on houses!
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ND_Democrat Donating Member (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:22 AM
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9. what are you drinking?
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:33 AM
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10. Nice to finally meet you!
I don't really want to know anything in particular. I just wanted to say I'm glad to meet you. I've always wanted to know Jack Schitt, and now I do. Hey, everybody! I know Jack Schitt!
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:34 AM
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11. Haha.
Glad I could help. :thumbsup:

For some entertainment, go here: http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:38 AM
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12. I already know Jack Schitt
But it's nice to meet you too:P

What time is it when you run out of liquor?????

Sandie
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:40 AM
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13. It's time for me to pass out.
That's what time it is.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:42 AM
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14. Mr Schitt i have a question
Is Kathleen (legs ) Harris as drop dead foxy in real life ?
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:47 AM
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15. No.
She's only drop dead foxy in photoshopped pictures.
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