In honor of my new user name, what does Ken Blackwell suck like?

elephants...get it? Ah, never mind.

Read it and weep honorary Ohioans - an ill wind is literally BLOWIN' across America, and he's squirting it all over the place!!!

"Dear Ohio Voter:

Thank you for your patience and perseverance on November 2. The eyes of the nation and world were on Ohioans last week and you showed one and all how an informed, stable democracy functions.

Despite long lines and small technical glitches here and there, Ohio voters were calm and civil. You went to the polls in record numbers and made your voices heard. In the end, Ohio was not "another Florida". Ohio was itself - a proud state made up of informed, patriotic Americans determined to have their votes counted by their neighbors at the polls, and not by lawyers in the courts.

Thank you for the wonderful example you gave the world on November 2, 2004.

J. Kenneth Blackwell
Ohio Secretary of State
jkb@sos.state.oh.us (I SAY, SEND HIM SOME MAIL)

To send comments or questions by United States Postal Service mail please write to: (SNAIL, IF YOU PREFER)

J. Kenneth Blackwell
Ohio Secretary of State
180 E. Broad Street
Columbus, OH 43215


A voter education service provided by the Office of the Ohio Secretary of State.

"Despite long lines"

Especially long lines in Democratic minority precincts, thanks to your total lack of funding for more polling places and voting booths. Oh, and lets not forget your support for the "Jim Crow" enforcers your party hired to harass black voters.

"small technical glitches"
Bwahaha, like those small glitches that seemed to give Bush thousands of votes in one precinct in Columbus. If it happened to one machine, don't tell me it didn't happen to any others.

"and not by lawyers in the courts"

Oh, are we scared, Kenny? If it was the other way around your party would be screaming to the courts.

I would e-mail you, but the things i would say would probably get me investigated. Being a white man, I have hesitated to call people like Colin Powell "Uncle Toms". I have no hesitation about calling you one, because what you did to your people in Ohio is the textbook definition of one.

I will do everything in my power to keep your ass out of the governor's mansion in 2006. We will not forget or forgive.

Apologies to Stephen King