one of the last bastions of privacy bites the dust . . .

say goodbye to pissing in peace . . .

Wizmark Interactive Urinal Communicator
Marketing & Promotional Urinal Screen
with Interactive Pre-Recorded Voices

http://www.wizmark.com/voices.htm

- The interactive microprocessor controlled electronic display is designed to automatically detect the nearby presence of a "visitor" or optionally a "visitor's" activity at the urinal. The activation of WIZMARK'S integral sensors will result in the generation of a series of attention grabbing sound effects consisting of either one of a wide variety of pre-recorded voices and/or audible messages directly relating to your ad. Additional optional flashing light displays may also be incorporated along with the audible annunciator. The results of this unique interactive action is the effect of calling immediate attention to your ad incorporated within the waterproof 3.5 inch viewing screen. After the initial announcement the display will automatically reset itself in anticipation of the next viewer.

- The distinctive and novel location of your ad contained within our new and innovative, patented interactive viewing screen, combined with the dynamics of it's actual daily use, is your guarantee, that each and every viewer is a potential consumer who's eyes will not deviate from, nor be able to avoid in any way, an undistracted and focused viewing of your attention getting original and unique promotional ad or message..

- Targeting your audience can be half the battle in marketing. Given the venue of this marketing tool's location, it will undoubtedly be the vastly perfect media format for every male oriented product and promotion..

- The promotions fixed location within the urinal screen assure you of a consistent and regular exposure pattern to your targeted consumer..

- Our integral, large and waterproof, 3.5 inch anti-glare viewing screen guarantees that all your ad's graphics and text will be easily readable..

I'm serious, too.

there'll be more pissing on the floors as protest. oh well. and i really like clean, good smelling bathrooms.

Installed in every VIP bathroom of EVERY fucking corporate boardroom bathroom.