Would you boink Liza Minnelli for 238k/year?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20041111/en_afp/afplifestyle_us_minnelli_041111235654

NEW YORK (AFP) - US diva Liza Minnelli (news)'s former chauffeur and bodyguard has sued her for 100 million dollars, claiming she repeatedly beat him and forced him to have sex with her, court documents showed.

M'Hammed Soumayah sued the diminutive 58-year-old superstar in New York State Supreme Court, alleging that she fired him from his 238,000-dollar-a-year job and also failed to pay him 89,000 dollars in back wages.

Father-of-two Soumayah, 56, claims that the Oscar-wining star of "Cabaret" repeatedly "hit and assaulted" him and forced him into sexual relations.

He claimed he put up with her "violent outbursts" and sexual harassment for a decade because he feared losing his high-paying job.

yes

2 get an erection? WOW, Liza needs 2 write a book and share her secrets.

:spank:

literally.... good response.

he is making a quarter of a million dollars to drive ms daisy and guard her from, well who exactly again?

I mean Liza has dropped to the Q-list of stars right behind the guy who was the dad in ALF.

Please, dude is just mad because he lost a cushy job. And sex with Liza for quarter mil a year? No problem!

If you can get it. I want a job like that. Where do I apply?

treat me like her lil' ho toy for that kind of money.

Point me to the tomb.

you'll go far in life.

:evilgrin:

just the accountant in me talking. yes I would do it. Just as long as she doesn't control my thoughts and I can imagine I am boinking oh I don't know.......a 1968 incranation of batgirl in her bat outfit.

not enough money in the world...

:-)

And I'd probably "have a headache" a lot...

strength to beat up so many guys and then "rape" them? That tiny little thing taking down a bodyguard!

In other words, what a crock of shit.

she also has two fake hips. I saw her in concert this summer, and she's not what you'd call strong or nimble.

Now I believe she could beat up her ex-husband, but not her bodyguard.

Yeah tough work there buddy

screwing people over money

Most guys will sleep with just about anything....

WE have never slept with someone out of spite though...:)

Okay, she's about 65 million years old, but what the heck. This is America. It's about money. :evilgrin:

so no. ;)

...personally I don't believe it for an instant...she has had how many near death illnesses??? I don't think she is in that good of shape to beat people up..

Not a fucking chance.

on an hourly basis. But for that kind of moolah, I might be of service for a year or two.

Of course, I have no idea what kind of psychiatric bills I'd be looking at post-employment.