Election over - Liberals Return to Sodomy, Welfare Fraud.....

Pert_UK

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Fri Nov-12-04 09:16 AM
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Election over - Liberals Return to Sodomy, Welfare Fraud.....

ROLLMAO!!!!! Genius from the Onion again.

"BERKELEY, CA�No longer occupied by the 2004 election, liberals across the country have returned to the activities they enjoy most: anal sex and cheating the welfare system. "I've been so busy canvassing for the Democratic Party, I haven't had a single moment for suckling at the government's teat or no-holds-barred ass ramming," said Jason Carvelli, an unemployed pro-hemp activist. "Now, my friends and I can finally get back to warming our hands over burning American flags and turning kids gay." Carvelli added that his "number-one priority" is undermining the efforts of freedom-loving patriots everywhere."

http://www.theonion.com/nib/index.php?issue=4045&nib=2

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Zuni

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Fri Nov-12-04 09:37 AM
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1. hahaha

sounds like Freerepublic

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Beer Snob-50

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Fri Nov-12-04 09:40 AM
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2. I am also finding pregant women on the streets

and dragging them to abortion clinics!!

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