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midnight armadillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:27 AM
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Poll question: What will Ashcroft's next job be?
Where, oh where, will Ashcroft make himself gainfully employed now that he can't shred the Bill of Rights for a living?
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Emily Jane Donating Member (45 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:30 AM
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1. If Ashcroft gets on the Supreme Court...
...I don't know how to finish this sentence.
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StephanieMarie Donating Member (642 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:31 AM
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2. Lurker
He will hang around DC and make millions upon millions as a torture consultant.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:34 AM
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3. Can a person make a living anointing with oil?
I'm guessing that the latest fad (Christian fundamentalism) will require having a lot of oil on hand and somebody who knows how to slap it on.

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No Mandate Here. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:35 AM
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4. Greeter at MallWart
or... Do you want fries with that?
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AlinPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:36 AM
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5. Director of Book Burning Adminstration
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:37 AM
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6. Giving flying lessons to eagles?
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 09:42 AM by lpbk2713
Audition: http://www.symbolman.com/corpabuse.html
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codegreen Donating Member (827 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:43 AM
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7. they won't try to put him on the court, his health is too fucked
they want nice, young, insane conservatives for the court.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:47 AM
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8. same ol' same ol'
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:58 AM
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9. haute couture designer
for randy, immoral and overly libidinous statuary.

It's his forte.
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