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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:53 AM
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Jesus™!!! Tell your minion Josh Strength to go back to his cave.
We're mourning here. Have some respect!
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Jesus_tm Donating Member (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:55 AM
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1. Very well my child.
Josh! Its time to go home!
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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:56 AM
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2. But Jesus™ Josh have fun with puny liberals
they lost to your Saint W!!!
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Jesus_tm Donating Member (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:57 AM
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4. I know my child but my bosses at Citicorp feel that we may incur
shareholder wrath like Sinclair did, my son. Go home like a good boy!
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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:58 AM
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6. Do I have to Jesus™? Can't I stay a little more?
Josh like rubbing it in!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:58 AM
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7. You heard what he said FREAK!!
Go away!
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Jesus_tm Donating Member (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:59 AM
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8. Chavez- I will handle this, my son
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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:00 AM
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9. Yeah - Shut Up Chavez!
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Jesus_tm Donating Member (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:00 AM
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10. Now Josh - please go home
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 11:00 AM by Jesus_tm
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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:01 AM
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11. Ok Jesus™ I'll go
Josh will see puny liberals again!
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Jesus_tm Donating Member (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:01 AM
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12. Thats a good boy.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:03 AM
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14. JOSH WILL SMASH!!!!!
Josh is Incredible Hulk's albino cousin.:scared: :crazy:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:02 AM
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13. Eat me - penis eyes!
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:56 AM
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3. Waterpolo?
You mean, everybody else plays waterpolo while you're playing soccer?
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:57 AM
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5. I don't usually say this, but:
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 10:58 AM by kick-ass-bob
Thank you Jesus™!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:09 AM
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15. Yeah - he's alright when there's shareholder pressure
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:21 AM
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16. Jebus, why do you hate gays?
And women, and blacks, and, well, just about every other minority?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:22 AM
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17. You're wasting your breath. You're not in a high enough tax-bracket
to get an answer from him. Only reason he hears me is that I sold my soul to him - I was drunk.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:57 AM
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18. Heh, this is pretty damn funny. Kick n/t
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:59 AM
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19. Am I the only one tired of this shit?
Posting under a fake name, using someone else's identity, making fun of religion, the Jesus with trademark logo.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:09 PM
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20. It's a sort of running satire on the commercialization of religion
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 12:10 PM by da_chimperor
as seen in those mega-churches owned by televangelists. I'm quite fond of it myself. That and they make fun of some fundamentalist Christian power-lifter. They don't mean any harm by it, so don't get too riled up, OK? :)
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:46 PM
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21. Thanks
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:47 PM
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22. Lighten up - have some fun
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 12:48 PM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
you'll feel alot better when you do

He's the one who stole my name!
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:51 PM
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24. God forbid we should ever make jokes about religion.
How terrible. :o
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:23 PM
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27. Post script - people who know here me know I'm a devout Christian
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 11:24 PM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
Hi there :hi:
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:49 PM
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23. I don't understand why he's still here
no one takes him seriously at all.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:53 PM
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25. The second coming of Jesus™ means we now have someone to control him
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 12:54 PM by da_chimperor
Quite a relief, and thanks Jesus™! :hi:
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 12:56 PM
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26. I do.
I take him very seriously indeed.
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