Bush joke

One night George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
He awakens to see George Washington standing beside him. Bush looks
up and asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises,
then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again when he sees the ghost of Thomas
Jefferson moving silently around the bedroom. Bush calls out: "Tom,
please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and then dims
from sight.

The third night sleep still evades Bush. He sees the ghost of FDR
hovering over his bed. Bush lowers his voice and asks, "Franklin, What
is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

In that golden voice of his, FDR replies, "Help the less fortunate, just as I
did," and then he disappears.

Bush sti ll isn't sleeping well the fourth night. He tosses and turns, and
suddenly another figure moves out of the shadows. It's the ghost of
Abraham Lincoln. "Abe," Bush pleads, "what's the best thing I can do
right now to help the country?"

Lincoln pauses, then replies.

"Go see a play."

:D

Had my fellow cuberats peering over their partitions at me!

...and while they are in the locker room, shrub is amazed at how well endowed Bill is. He asks Bubba if he has a secret, and Bill says yeah I do. Every night, right before I have sex, I slap it three times on the side like this:

*thwap* *thwap* *thwap*

And it grows a little longer each time. Bush goes home, and a little later that evening, is feeling a tad frisky. So before he gets in bed with Laura, he goes into the restroom, and thinks to himself "ah, what the hell"

*thwap* *thwap* *thwap*

Suddenly from the bedroom he hears Laura say "Bill, is that you?"


***rimshot***