In my next life

I got this in an email, and while I generally eschew passing along these silly kinda things, this one just made me giggle so I thought I'd share. :)



In this life, I'm a woman.
In my next life, I think I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitley deal with that.

If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who messes with your cubs, and if your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, think I'll be a bear!

They get fed well, get to play all day and have no predators. In the wild, the sea lions eat them.

I must have missed something...:shrug:

He said "A 38D bra." No kidding. He was the governor of my state. He is still popular among lots of people. This is quite a country we have here.

I'd like to amend my choice then too...think I'll come back as an "athletic supporter"...:eyes:

What a moran. But, in fairness, I always did think he was a boob. :D

maybe I'll join you.

Well THAT explains a lot.

but i still wanna be a house cat.