I've hit the rock-bottom of the internets, what should I do?

short bus president

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Fri Nov-12-04 10:43 PM
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Poll question: I've hit the rock-bottom of the internets, what should I do?

:shrug:

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:10 PM
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1. Making things go boom is never a wrong choice, as long

as there are not any killings involved.

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short bus president

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:19 PM
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2. One always hopes to avoid "collateral damage."

But seriously, dude - how are you gonna blow out some bedrock and NOT hit some of these guys:

http://www.reynos.com/Comics4$/Covers/Marvel/The.Thing.01.jpg

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:36 PM
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13. I am pretty sure there is an open season on those mothers

blast away, my man

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:21 PM
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3. At the bottom? Then start all over - from the top!

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short bus president

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:25 PM
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5. Why, Sir, that's an almost entirely cromulent suggestion

EXCEPT THAT I'M STUCK AT THE FRIGGIN BOTTOM WITH NO WAY TO GET TO THE TOP UNLESS I CAN "DIG UP," YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!

:P

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:25 PM
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6. How does one dig up?

I have a Texas public school education - you have to explain things to me repeatedly.

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short bus president

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:27 PM
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8. I have the NC public school equivalent.

What's "explain" mean, again?

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:28 PM
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9. Uh...

...uhhh...*stumped*

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short bus president

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:30 PM
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10. That's OK, bro.

Let's go get high.

:smoke:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:36 PM
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12. Or, alternatively,

:beer:

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short bus president

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:45 PM
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15. Eh, we all pick our poison.

I like to have a few beers on hand to settle the hacking coughing fits, you know? Not to mention putting me in the mood for the steamy hot man-sex. ;-)

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:47 PM
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16. A few? Like a case?

Something from the Spoetzl Brewery, perhaps?

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short bus president

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:57 PM
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18. See - why do you ALWAYS have to go all dirty

and whip out yer Spoetzl at the most inopportune moments? You were SO close to breaking down my defenses, too. :P

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NYC Liberal

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:22 PM
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4. Ask Skinner for an "Internets" group.

;)

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short bus president

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:26 PM
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7. Yes.

Because "rock bottom" loves the company of at least 10 donor-status members. ;-) Ooh! And heh. heh heh. I said 'members.'

:7

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illini

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:34 PM
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11. we blowed it up! we blowed it up real good. real good HMMM!!

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short bus president

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:40 PM
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14. Dude.

Stop channeling me. It's weird. :P

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da_chimperor

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Fri Nov-12-04 11:51 PM
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17. You can always commit sepukku

but I doubt Japanese ritual disembowelment is what you're looking for. I voted for the high explosives.

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short bus president

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Sat Nov-13-04 12:04 AM
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19. It's prolly not much in line with the ritual,

but the disembowelment by high explosive could be kinda cool, right?

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da_chimperor

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Sat Nov-13-04 12:05 AM
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20. Dude! blood and guts flying everyone!

It's be gruesome . . . but still cool!

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