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Nikepallas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:53 PM
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Just for fun-- Famous Last Words
"What's the worse thing that can happen?"
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:53 PM
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1. Hey! You're not my regular nurse!
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:55 PM
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2. Hey! Watch this!
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signmike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:55 PM
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3. "A Truck!"
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:57 PM
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4. I could have sworn you said 11steps!
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 11:57 PM by Endangered Specie
*plunk*.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:57 PM
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5. Oooh, that feeeeels soooo goood...
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:57 PM
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6. I've done this a thousand times.
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:00 AM
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7. Yes, of course I shut the power off!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:01 AM
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8. Oh, Shit!!!
Edited on Sat Nov-13-04 12:03 AM by CO Liberal
:-)

BTW, all commercial pilots and air traffic controllers have to speak English, so that they can understand each other. And more often than not, the last words on the voice recorders recovered from plane crashes are "Oh, shit!"
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:02 AM
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9. Nobody will ever know...
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:02 AM
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10. " Don't worry...
I put the C4 in my other bag."
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:03 AM
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11. It's not even loaded. See!?!?!?
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:03 AM
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12. We were actually talking about this at dinner.
Famous last words of a guy who stepped into a flooded basement. "I can't see how deep it is, let me turn on the light."
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:04 AM
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13. 'Shit!!!!'
Edited on Sat Nov-13-04 12:05 AM by Neoma
Aww someone beat me too it
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DIKB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:04 AM
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14. Gen. John Sedgwick Union Commander
during the Civil War
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...."
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:22 AM
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21. Ah yes, that is a classic.
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:04 AM
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15. "OK, I pulled the pin...now what?"
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:06 AM
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16. Real ones that I have always loved...
Edited on Sat Nov-13-04 12:09 AM by WannaJumpMyScooter
"Come on, let's cross the river and rest in the shade of those trees yonder."

Stonewall Jackson


and another from a cockpit tape of a Russian AF Colonel as he neared dirt...

female mechanical voice: Stall, Stall, Stall, Stall
Colonel: Shut up you elecric bitch I have been flying for 60 years!
female mechanical voice: Stall, Ground Contact, Stall, Ground Contact
Colonel: Well, if that is what it takes to shut you up..
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:09 AM
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17. Oscar Wilde: Either that wallpaper goes or I do.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:15 AM
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19. For real? that's great.
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:11 AM
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18. hey, hold my beer. now watch this!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:18 AM
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20. Just one more . . .
the night is young!
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:28 AM
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22. Pancho Villa: "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:29 AM
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23. I have a terrific headache, FDR
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:30 AM
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24. Dennis Wilson of the Beach Boys...
"Wouldn't it be ironic if one of us drowned?"
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Sleepysage Donating Member (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:32 AM
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25. Caesar: Geez Brutus, will you get to the point!
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:35 AM
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26. Another real one
Joe Hill, the labor organizer, was framed for a union bombing in Utah back in the 20s. They were about to shoot him and asked him if he had any last words. Yes, he said, cremate me and scatter my ashes over every state in the Union except Utah. "Well, why not Utah?" "Because I wouldn't be caught dead here." BANG BANG
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:35 AM
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27. Whatcha reckon would happen if I flipped this switch?
or, another recent one....... "Emily, get out of the way!"
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:40 AM
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28. Emily, get out of the way. LOL!
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:42 AM
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29. Socrates: "I drank what?"
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American Tragedy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:45 AM
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30. OH YEAH? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?
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signmike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:53 AM
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31. I think this was Kit Carson;
"I wish I had time for one more bowl of chilli."
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