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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:18 AM
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Have you stopped having sex with pigs?
Wait. It's none of my business. Your perversions should be kept a secret.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:20 AM
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1. Things that go SQUEEK! in the night...
this belongs at Freerepublic ;).
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:20 AM
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2. There's a guy near where I live that keeps being caught screwing animals
pigs, chickens, horses, goats, he's done them all and he keeps getting caught. The government is evidently trying to make bestiality a crime just because of him.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:22 AM
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4. what kind of moron
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:26 AM
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11. A very frustrated one n/t
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:28 AM
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13. even I am not that frustrated
but hey now I get to hang out with two lovely girls tommorow, nothin better.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:30 AM
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17. Dude! Score!
Have a great time! Night Kleeb, alcohol's making me sleepy.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:31 AM
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19. oh yeah
should be great.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:23 AM
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8. Chickens!!!!!!!
Well I guess if they can lay an egg.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:25 AM
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10. A Columbian friend of mine told me a story of catching one of the workers
on his uncle's farm screwing a chicken. Disturbingly enough he was supposed to kill it so the family could have it for dinner, but he decided to have some fun with it before. Don't eat the stuffing! :evilgrin:
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:22 AM
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3. hey! don't you DARE insult mrs. unblock!!
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:22 AM
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5. No I am having sigs with pex
feels good too!
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:22 AM
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6. When I stopped drinking so heavily.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:22 AM
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7. No, and YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
What happens in the barn, stays in the barn.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:23 AM
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9. Yes I swore off having sexual relationships with Republicans NT
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:27 AM
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12. Hey
no need to get gross here.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:28 AM
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14. sorry
I'm sorry for the images people!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:28 AM
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15. I am proud of you
:)
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:29 AM
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16. trust me Kleeb...
...it wasn't "hard", shall we say? :evilgrin:
::duck::
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 12:31 AM
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18. I know exactly what you mean
Most of my crushes have been lefty girls. My most recent is a lefty and is on the same page as me politically, another one I liked was more centrist, :shrug:.
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 02:37 AM
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20. no . . . the guy really IS a slob . . .
I keep telling him to clean up after himself, but to no avail . . . fortunately (or unfortunately), his slovenly ways are more than offset by other . . . um . . . assets . . . :)
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