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Der Blaue Engel

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Sat Nov-13-04 05:17 AM
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My cats are tiny psychopaths

And woohoo! I've passed the ten-post mark. (Ssshh. Don't wake the cats. They'll hurt me.)

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Systematic Chaos

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Sat Nov-13-04 05:19 AM
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1. I got three of 'em. I know just what you mean.

And all three of them are certifiable. But they're just so loveable!

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RummyTheDummy

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Sat Nov-13-04 05:20 AM
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2. Not a cat

But have you met Fluffy The Destroyer?

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Der Blaue Engel

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Sat Nov-13-04 05:29 AM
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4. Dammit...laughed so hard at Fluffy, I woke the calico

And now begins her 20-minute middle-of-the-night chirp-along. But I can make her chew. I have The Power!

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frustrated_lefty

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Sat Nov-13-04 05:21 AM
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3. Our dogs have

the disturbing habit of trying to wake us up with French kisses. 'grats on breaking ten. ;)

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Systematic Chaos

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Sat Nov-13-04 05:36 AM
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5. How about a cat that "kneads" your FACE when you sleep?

Our Calis is addicted to jumping onto the bed during the night and doing that kneading thing... on us. Usually it's down somewhere on our abdomens but occasionally he'll lay on top of either me or my wife and proceed to stick his paws somewhere near or even IN our mouths and working his claws. He's just so endaearing about it that all we can bring ourselves to do is move him back down where he can continue to knead us without causing as much discomfort.

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American Tragedy

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Sat Nov-13-04 05:54 AM
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8. Once Stanzy decides it's time to get up, that's it

My mini schnauzer is very peaceful throughout the night, except when she is dreaming. Otherwise she sleeps like a rock, buried in the blankets with her head propped on my legs. But in the morning, the second she feels that I need to be up, she starts howling, stomping on me, licking and nibbling my face, dragging out all of her toys and pushing them in front of me, tugging at my clothes until I get out of the bed.

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CelticWinter

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Sat Nov-13-04 05:42 AM
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6. I have cats also

somewhere in the neighborhood of 16, and they all are certified insane. One can only imagine the kitchen floor turning into a moving rug when the hear the cat food open.
I raise Himalayans and you should see them on bath day, they go from "poof balls" into drowned rats LOL. j/k
But we should all feel blessed that our cats allow us the honor of sharing their homes with them. :-)
Blessings
~~Celtic

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MsConduct

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Sat Nov-13-04 05:42 AM
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7. They are all tiny pschopaths, isn't that why we like them? Welcome

to DU:party: !

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Der Blaue Engel

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Sat Nov-13-04 06:04 AM
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9. Thanks for the welcome

I love the little biters, but I'm sure they're going to kill me in my sleep.

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MsConduct

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Sat Nov-13-04 06:08 AM
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10. You're welcome! And I'm pretty sure they won't...

kill you in your sleep, who'll open the cans of cat food for them? LOL They do think ahead, you know.

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Zuni

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Sat Nov-13-04 07:34 AM
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11. My cat is a bit deranged herself

she's a sweetie though. she is my deranged lil' buddy
:pals:

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rambler_american

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Sat Nov-13-04 08:09 AM
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12. Cats

...are the perfect pet for people who can't hate themselves enough and need a small mammal to help.

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GCP

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Sat Nov-13-04 08:25 AM
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13. LOL

Welcome to DU! :hi:

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