Too much cheer from the rear? New Fart Filter Seat for Tailgate parties

that let your whoop and holler but keep the poot and odor a secret..

GREENVILLE, N.C. (Wireless Flash) -- A new product is helping tailgate party poopers keep their rear end slips to themselves.

The GasBGon company is launching a line of flatulence filtering seat cushions specifically for tailgate parties at sporting events.

The cushion helps eliminate the sound and stinky smell that comes from "the cheer from the rear" by muffling the toot with acoustical foam and trapping the rank fumes with a carbon filter. Since "everyone passes gas" and tailgating is an "opportune time" for brew and food to make a combustible mix, product co-inventor Jim Huza says the fart suppressor is perfect for keeping gas from flying around sports aficionados.

Huza says the cushion -- which costs $24.95 -- fits all shapes and sizes and can withstand all kinds of farts from small toots to big wind breakers.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-11-12/1011070.html

a package of Depends you you can go ahead and shit yourself while you're at it.

Need to take a leak but don't want to miss your favorite Packers? Piss on the guy in front of you, he'll never know the difference as his love for the Packers is recharged with a steady stream of devotion.

And that he wasn't sitting there lamenting that he had just farted.

he'd be upset that nobody got to share it.

It's my post election sig, I'll get over it :hi:

The flashing boobies will make a triumphant return some day.

Their farts stink even worse than ours...and they're the SBD type. :hurts: