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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:00 PM
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Rejected TOM SWIFT Titles
Edited on Sat Nov-13-04 06:02 PM by NightTrain
Tom Swift & His Veg-O-Matic

Tom Swift & His Vibrating Love Toy

Tom Swift & His Thermo-Nuclear Death Ray Pointed at Chuck Woolery's House

Tom Swift & His Mail-Order Bride from the Philippines

Tom Swift & His 51% Mandate

Tom Swift Meets the Hardy Boys at an Out-of-the-Way Motel 6

Feel free to add your own! :evilgrin:
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:02 PM
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1. "I supported Bush's Clear Skies Initiative,"
Tom Swift said breathlessly.

I know it isn't a title, but I couldn't resist-you made me think of Tom Swifties!
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:08 PM
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2. swifties
"Now what are we going to do with all this space whale blubber," said Tom fatuously.

"Hmmm... maybe we should pack it in round metal containers to sell at the Martian Superdupermarket," added Tom cannily.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:08 PM
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3. " Tom Swift Black Op CIA plant "
Tom Swift celebrity chef don't get me fucking started !
you come up with names and i will do the book covers, this will get very wacky ........
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signmike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:12 PM
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4. Swiftie
"Don't. Get. This. Guy. Started", Tom said haltingly
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:20 PM
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5. more swifties
"I think I'm allergic to this delicious space whale blubber," said Tom rashly.


"Hellooooo, you great big manly hunk of alien," Tom said gaily.



"Cut it out," Tom said sharply.



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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:46 PM
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10. "I see St Louis,", Tom said archly
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:37 PM
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6. Tom Swift and His Incredible Michael Jackson Pajama Party
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:39 PM
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7. Tom Swift and His Free Flying Abortion Clinic
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:41 PM
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8. Tom Swift and His Amazing Black Panthers vs. The Pigs
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:44 PM
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9. Tom Swift and His Jet-Powered Chapel of Gay Marriage
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:47 PM
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11. Tom Swift and His Flying Fuck
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signmike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 10:17 PM
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13. Ha
and Ha, again
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:53 PM
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12. President Tom Swift...
and his Magic Black Box

World President Tom Swift and his Weapons of Mass Destruction
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 10:32 PM
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14. Tom Swift and His Anal Fistula.
Tom Swift and His Suicide Machine.

Tom Swift and His Mysterious Rash.

Tom Swift and His Encounter with the Man Behind The Dairy Queen.

Tom Swift and His Penis Pump.

Tom Swift and His Meth Lab.

Tom Swift and His Sister in The Hot Tub.
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