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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:03 PM
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LOST: Virginity
Small, white, female. Answers to the word "no". Last seen near Bandon Beach, OR.

REWARD

No questions asked.

Please bring my virginity back to me. I still have the box she came in.
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physioex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:04 PM
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1. If Christians can be born again....
Why can't virgins?
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:05 PM
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2. It's okay ...
Edited on Tue Nov-16-04 04:05 PM by LisaLynne
You can just have another virginity. You know, the born-again virgins? They do it all the time. Uh ... no pun intended. :evilgrin:
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JaneEyrez Donating Member (168 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:05 PM
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3. You won't miss it as much as you think!
:puffpiece:
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:06 PM
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4. Really, I hardly ever used it
It was a bit dented, though.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:07 PM
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5. Are you offering a reward?
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:08 PM
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6. Mine is like a Star Wars action figure: still in the box
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:11 PM
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7. Don't you mean the box HE came in?
:P
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Nag Champa Donating Member (271 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:11 PM
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8. I may be able to help.
Please send photos of the box it came in. If it looks like a match, I'll put it back for you.


No reward required. I'm a philanthropist.
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 06:49 PM
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12. LOL!
And that's how the Internets started...
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 06:09 PM
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9. Sometimes these things are still in the box

I have a special tool for probing the situation and determining
if this is the case.

OK... this was over the top... sorry in advance
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 06:48 PM
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11. LOL!
My partner likes to hug me close while I'm in the kitchen. Sometimes, he'll whisper romantically in my ear, "Check your oil, ma'am?"
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 06:27 PM
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10. Didn't George Carlin say that when you die, you get back ....
Everything you lost, except your virginity, because you tried so hard to lose it in the first place.
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 07:08 PM
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13. I hear there is a new operation
some plastic surgeons are doing to restore a woman's virginity!

The question is - WHY?
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:56 PM
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14. Did You Look Behind The Refrigerator????
:-)
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sangh0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 05:03 PM
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15. Turn your body around!!
Whoops, there it is!!!
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