If it makes everyone feel better
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Wed Nov-17-04 07:49 PM
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If it makes everyone feel better
I'll change my name to Dookus and get a dog :evilgrin:
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Wed Nov-17-04 07:53 PM
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that rat BASTARD DS1 was FUCKING ANNOYING!! DOOKUS LIVES!!!
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Wed Nov-17-04 07:58 PM
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4. Dookus is dead! Long live Dookus!
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Wed Nov-17-04 07:59 PM
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LONG LIVE DS1! that bitch is HISTORY tonight!
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:00 PM
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7. May I Reign SUPREME!!!!
*blink your eyes really fast so I get a spif anime effect*
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:01 PM
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you said "spif" Skinner has banned for less
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:02 PM
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12. What is he, the Ponspificate now?
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:08 PM
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16. Skinner is the best damned cat herder in the Universe.
Shit. His Ponspification puts us all to shame. Yeah.
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:10 PM
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19. Skinner's a crazy cat lady?
Wow, he seemed pretty normal in Boston :shrug: Must've been a robot version
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:28 PM
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28. You've probably kissed the Pope too.
Um, he doesn't have a "robot version" does he?
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Wed Nov-17-04 07:55 PM
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Are you nekkid and do you have a flashlight? That might make me feel just a tiny bit better :(
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Wed Nov-17-04 07:57 PM
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You want to go camping and hear the story about the Evil Snake of Southhampton?
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:00 PM
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6. Well, I do have that fear of snakes
But I hear snakehandling is a great way to conquer that particular fear :evilgrin:
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:01 PM
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:01 PM
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10. As Dookus, you cannot
have a beard. My offer stands. Ten thousand pesos and a vial of baby tears; you give me the beard. We meet in TJ, at midnight, in the donkey's stall. He'll be out performing then. You in?
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:02 PM
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11. The last time you asked me if I was in
I turned on the light and found MYSELF in the Donkey stall! Fuck you Short Bus ( h ) ! NEVER AGAIN!
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:05 PM
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you did short bus.... you did short bus.... he has ssstttuuuuffffff he has ssstttuuuuffffff
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:06 PM
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14. If catch any wind of you doing the Mexican Hat Dance tonight
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:07 PM
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15. Hrm. since you seem to know so much...
does this "ssstttuuuuffffff" of which you speak itch terribly, and kinda smell bad?
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:08 PM
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17. Despite what your Tijuanan pharmacist says, Drano is not for
cleaning facial pores. Leave it alone. And don't give any to Esso
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:16 PM
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20. And how's the lovely Esso even figure into this?
You haven't given her the rash, too, have you? You MAGNIFICENT, SCAVERY BASTARD!
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:17 PM
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21. She's got a tendency to consume household cleaners
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:20 PM
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22. That could only ever be good in one distinct way.
I mean, if you could grab her by the ankles and wheelbarrow her around the house, and it came clean, that'd be pretty effin' cool.
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:25 PM
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I've had "Free Wheelbarrow Rides" flyers posted all around the campus up the road - still no takers. Let's not and say we did, m'kay? :-)
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:08 PM
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18. smells like Virgin Grilled Cheese
you better get some cream
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:21 PM
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23. Baileys Irish, or Gold Bond Medicated?
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:23 PM
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Giant Squid stuffed full of Cocaine
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:26 PM
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We should sell it to doctors as a seafood allergen test. Here kid, snort this!
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:26 PM
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27. sorry, can't type anymore
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:33 PM
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keep it cool, keep it cool.
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Wed Nov-17-04 09:08 PM
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30. Yes, but will you have a raccoon entering your house through the cat door?
Edited on Wed Nov-17-04 09:08 PM by GOPisEvil
Will this raccoon flip you off and steal your food?
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