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"These carpet skates are designed to mimic the sensation of socks on a hardwood floor, and attach to shoes with Velcro straps," according to WATCH. "The package cautions: 'Do not use on or near stairs. Always make sure area is free of dangerous objects and obstacles.' Despite packaging language that protective gear should be used, the children and adults pictured on the front are depicted with no protection whatsoever." And then there's this:
They say not to aim the megabuster sword at the face or eye. Uh, kids will be aiming it there. When I was 8, a bastard neighbor used an oil squirting rifle and got me straight in the eye. Let's just say I have no kind words for him. This sort of shit should be banned, a sword that fits snugly on the arm... x(
The Pocket Rocket. Sadly, this is not the male masturbation toy of the same name. Little idiots, who can't even walk with mommy and daddy in the shopping mall, yet alone are unable to grasp the simple concept of riding their bicycle on the same side as traffic, can use this abomination to go galavanting off at up to 12mph. And yet the automobile driver always gets the blame for accidents. :eyes: (of course, if some cretin was aiming a mirror reflection of sunlight into the bicyclist's eyes, then the punk should be jailed for life...)
Another winner is the Air Burst Rocket. This would be better as a female masturbation toy. And, as I said above, these toys WILL be misused. Poked eyes, death... insipid.
Sadly enough, the fake uzi doesn't appear to do anything except look butch. Unless it launches projectiles, this one's harmless - moreso than the other items above that could easily be used by bullies and other human garbage, best left for a slag heap.