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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:25 PM
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Okay, so why don't they make a Santa Peep?
They make Tree Peeps and Snowmen peeps. Even a jackolantern Peep though only the Lord knoweth why... why not Santa?!

Man, now I have to change my plans... :cry:
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FeelinGarfunkelly Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:25 PM
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1. and why not baby Jesus peeps?
nothin' like eatin Jebus
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:27 PM
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3. "She sends me a cheddar cheese Nativity set."
"I'm Catholic, I can't eat a cheese wise man." (or something like that) - Sophia Petrillo
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:28 PM
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6. Pity about that!
Considering what I was going to have Santa pose for, a Baby J would be too ghastly to contemplate... :evilgrin:
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skylarmae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:27 PM
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2. or Rudolph peeps n/t
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:27 PM
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4. or Ebeneezer Scrooge peeps?
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:28 PM
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5. Because then you'd microwave SANTA
Think of how traumatizing that would be for the little kids!!!

:evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:31 PM
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7. I've been thinking of NEW possibilities for Santa and his army of snowmen,
O8)...
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:33 PM
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8. You know, a snowman peep and some red food coloring...
Would make a fairly OK Santa peep...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:43 PM
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11. Nice idea. A pity that I ate last Easter's white snow bunnies...
:-(

Peeps age rather well, I bought those bunnies in March 2004 and ate them in October 2004. If only I had known of Xmas peeps at the time, I would have eaten spoonfuls of sugar instead...
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American Tragedy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:35 PM
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9. no offense, but probably because peeps are disgusting IMHO
Am I the only one here who finds them repulsive?

Last year there was a guy in my town who was poised to hit the world record for devouring over a thousand peeps in a matter of...hours, I don't remember the exact time frame. The local news showed video of him gobbling them up one after the other, straight out the boxes piled all over in his living room. :puke:

I would think that your blood sugar level would spike and kill you if you ate that much.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:41 PM
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10. They ARE gross. That's why I do the following things to them:
Explode them in a vacuum
Enlarge them in a microwave
Drown them
Freeze them
deep-fry them*
Bake them*
Have them selling drugs to figurines of children at gunpoint*
Melt them in boiling water.
Turn them into Smores' (tm).
Make them smoke cigarettes.
Show up in a new video called "Peeps Gone Wild"*


Obviously, my Peeps website is NOT for children!

* = coming soon
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:43 PM
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12. Because they know that is a line that cannot be crossed
Once you make Santa unappetizing and hideous, what's next?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:45 PM
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13. You know, if Peep makers went to their local grade school playground,
they'd see that somebody already beat them to crossing that line... and it wasn't me! :wow:
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:50 PM
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14. Just as long as it's not a Santa Peep
I mean it, this atheist is going to kick the crap out of anybody making fun of Santa this year. I am in no mood, corporate America! Don't make me come up there!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:56 PM
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15. Not even if 'Bad Santa' actually gets released onto DVD?
:shrug:
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 07:59 PM
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16. If there's an answer, you can find it here. >
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