My Doppleganger's been lying to me.... He tell's me I'm the anitichrist

because I smoke!!

Sometimes it's kind of fun, though.

I walked through a crowd today and watched a wave of people drop in their tracks as I passed by.

The cops tried to arrest me and luckily, I had a cigarette lit when they approached and they expired before they could cuff me.

Then, on the way home, I saw OBL carrying a beaker of live supervirus to the city water supply. I blew a stream of Marlboro smoke at him and killed both him and the viri!

They wanted to send me to Washington to get a medal from the President and I lit up while waiting and Bush came into the room.

Well, I didn't get the medal. The CDC came in in enviroment suits and locked me in a bunker somewhere in the Dakotas with nothing but this computer, a case of smokes and a case of Spam. they are sending me to meet with Kim Jung Il next week.


Never mind. The Doppleganger's gone.