The brave men and women of Liberty University answer the call...

The Whiskey Priest

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Fri Nov-19-04 12:22 AM
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The brave men and women of Liberty University answer the call...

Edited on Fri Nov-19-04 12:24 AM by The Whiskey Priest

UPS...13 min. ago.

Following the Reverend Jerry Falwell�s edict of �kill them in the name of the Lord.� The brave and courageous men and women of Liberty University and Falls Road Baptist Church are flocking to the recruitment office. According to SFC Wemore Sizeless, Recruiting Officer of Falls Road, Va., ��it�s the damnest thing I ever seen, they are all asking for assignment to the combat units.�

All we can say is �god�s speed to you wonderful, happy-go-luck people.�

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edbermac

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Fri Nov-19-04 12:41 AM
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1. I'm sure they'll all be detoured to the Virginia Air National Guard.

Some sort of paperwork foulup...too bad for them, I know they'll be terribly disappointed in missing out the chance to wipe out a couple thousand of those Godless towel-heads...

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Flammable Materials

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Fri Nov-19-04 12:41 AM
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2. Pro-life, my motherfucking ass.

Have fun in hell, you little psychos.

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