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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 10:10 AM
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I am completely without scruples, integrity, or morals - ask me anything
I shall answer later in the day, as I have to go about my daily working behavior now - and today, unlike other days, I won't have DU access from work.

You goat bastards.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 10:11 AM
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1. I don't believe it!
You have integrity, morals, and at least one scruple! I've seen it!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 06:14 PM
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13. That wasn't a scruple you saw. It was a, uh,
that was a Winnebago.

Yeah.
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 10:14 AM
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2. How long have you been a Republican?
:)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 06:13 PM
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12. Since the day I was born!
Like all *real* Christians.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 10:14 AM
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3. such a talented artist can't possibly be unscrupulous
what you do beautifies others' lives. That's certainly a scruple.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 06:13 PM
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11. I'm only in it for the money!
:evilgrin:
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 10:18 AM
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4. Okay, Mr. President
Why are you doing all the nasty, heartless things you're doing? Is it really all about the money or are you actually the Antichrist? Sorry about that second question. I know it's a two parter and I'm not supposed to do that anymore but I just got carried away. Forgive me, Mr. President.:evilgrin:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 06:13 PM
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10. You are forgiven for your obvious sarcasm
Since it's obvious I've done nothing wrong. Look at how strong the economy is! Look at how successful we are in Iraq! Why, they're going to have elections any day now!!

And just look at how white Laura got my t-shirt, 'cept for the brown spots where I vomited up that 18th Coors.
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 10:43 AM
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5. Got a light? n/t
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 06:14 PM
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14. No, but I have a book of quotations
and a toilet brush.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 10:49 AM
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6. You Just Need To Have Your Aura Dusted Off And Shined
and a good Tarot card reading and a positive CH'I flow will take care of that. Stay away from mirrors and magnets.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 06:11 PM
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9. Thanks for the advice!!
I think I will steal yours. Or maybe just steal them from the drapery-wearing organic lesbian chic who works at the New Age store. I'll wait til she turns around to feed the cat or put on a different George Winston CD or light some incense, then I'll take the stuff I'll need.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 10:57 AM
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7. So do you prefer the title of neoconservative or fascist?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 06:10 PM
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8. I prefer American Patriot
thank you all the same.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 06:28 PM
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15. What is the **one** thing that really scares you?
As in Orwell's "1984," Room 101 contained the thing that most frightened the individual: “the worst thing in the world.”
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 06:55 PM
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16. A democrat in the white house
Or maybe it's Roseanne Barr. Naked. On my lap. Because I invited her there.

:shudder:
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Streetdoc270 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:00 PM
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17. ok but,
do you have any Grey Pupon?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:31 PM
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20. No, I don't, and unless you want to be sued for interrupting me
while I'm driving, then I suggest you shut the hell up. If you can't afford your own damn grey poupon, then tough beans. Vagrant.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:02 PM
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:29 PM
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19. You should coat him in lye, and then sue him for everything he's worth
It's all about taking what you can in this life, and screw the weak.
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