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Hillaryin08 Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:33 PM
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Stranded for 2 years with the opposite sex
Or same sex if the situation dictates. Your on a desert Island and it's just the two of you. What do you look for in a partner?

ME: A guy who is well-read so he can tell me stories at night. Pleasantly endowed to entertain me if his stories don't. A man who is agreeable, not weak of mind, just not always wanting to argue for the sake of it. I guy who loves to rub feet. That is such an aphrodisiac. If you do that I am butter. I do reciprocate.

And lastly, a guy who has wit, make me freaking laugh and I will wash the streak out of your undies.

Love ya guys.
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TexasLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:34 PM
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1. THERE YOU ARE
you weenie, i was LOOKIN for you
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Hillaryin08 Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:36 PM
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4. Its me
Answer my question sis.
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Hillaryin08 Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:43 PM
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9. im gonna enable yahoo
talk to me.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:35 PM
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2. A woman who has a boat.
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Hillaryin08 Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:36 PM
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3. LOL
YOu are awesome. Thanks for the laugh.
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TexasLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:37 PM
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5. someone who has...hmm
youth, agility, and has no NEED for underwear..problem solved :D
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Hillaryin08 Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:38 PM
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6. Yeah! but if he's toooo young
YOure up all night working out the details.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:40 PM
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7. bus driver.
'nuff said.

:D
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:43 PM
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8. to reprise a nickname given earlier today: Short Slut President!
:7

p.s. - this is the one....
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:47 PM
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12. I am not a slut!
I'm sexually liberal!

:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:48 PM
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13. That's not what I heard! Someone (in a golf cart) who I can't
name (GiE) told me that you were cheap (really, really cheap) and quite easy (2 beers). I dunno. It's just what I heard.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:51 PM
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14. He keeps running his damn mouth...
Edited on Fri Nov-19-04 07:51 PM by short bus president
And it's two CASES. Not two beers. In return, I offer a fresh case of live crabs and some cream sauce.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:53 PM
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18. I thought crabs were purchased by the bushel - not the
*ahem* "case" - somethin' you wanna tell us?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:55 PM
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20. I hope he doesn't have them by the pound.
:scared:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 08:00 PM
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23. You're thinking of the
"lump crab meat." We'll hafta talk about the lumps at some point, too, I guess. ;-)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 08:01 PM
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25. I'm just glad you didn't say "jumbo lump"...
...:eyes:


:P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:51 PM
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15. Bastard - NOW he says he wants TWO KEGS!
Like he's all that...:P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:45 PM
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10. Stranded for two years with a woman?
I should be so lucky.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:52 PM
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16. You could choose me if you wanted...
the original poster did leave that option. Just make sure you got those 2 cases with you when you wash up onshore, m'kay?

:P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:53 PM
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17. How else do you think I'm going to float?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:54 PM
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19. you'll be needing this
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:56 PM
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21. Heh....very true
Maybe I should hold out for some Yuengling in return! :D
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 08:01 PM
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24. Crabs and cream sauce is all! No beers!
You think I'm gonna let you play with my yuengling on the first date?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 08:05 PM
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26. Oh sure...I'm expected to give up the Bock and you
hide your Yuengling from me! I see how you are!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 08:13 PM
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30. Oy! Do we hafta go over the contract AGAIN?!?
Line 397f clearly states that in any and all get-togethers for the purpose of exchanging hot man-love, I'm the man. EXCEPT in the event we're stranded for two years on a desert island, in which case I'm maryann and you're ginger. Got it?
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:46 PM
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11. A woman with a cell phone
and unlimited funds for the weekly pizza airdrops . . .

Really, a good sense of humor. She'll have to, with my warped sense of humor.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:57 PM
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22. A guy with boat building skillz.
:7
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NashVegas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 08:06 PM
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28. and navigation!
if you're going that route.
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NashVegas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 08:05 PM
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27. Adaptability
if we're being semi-realistic ...

A guy who has the sense of humor needed to roll with any situation.

The logical faculties to help make whatever tools/shelter are needed. Yeah, we're talking Boy Scout stuff.

A pleasant singing voice is helpful.

Non-squeamish.

Good with a fishing pole.

Can enjoy pleasurable pursuits in spite of being in an unescapable situation.
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Hillaryin08 Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 08:11 PM
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29. ohhhh! Non- squeemish
That's necessary. Don't want a wuss. I like a guy who can handle Aunt Flo without a fuss and bait a hook with a live worm. All in the same 2 hour stretch. My kinda man.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 09:06 PM
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31. I know the exact man I'd want to be stranded with.
He's strong, smart as smart can be, "built" ;), knows a lot about the outdoors (and tropical islands in particular). We'd have fun, fun, fun. :7
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 09:09 PM
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32. I'd start to build a raft.
Seriously. I'd rather be alone.


:hippie:
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