Dude. You don't tie up the monkey. That's just not right.

My puppy has a length of rope that he plays with. Usually we play tug, but sometimes he just drags the rope around by himself. So I got up to go get myself another beer, and he's pulling the rope around, and not looking any too enthused, so I grabbed his stuffed monkey and tied it to the end of the rope, so he could drag both around. Not sure why I thought this might be a good idea, but it for damn sure wasn't. He just dropped his end of the rope, sat back on his haunches and looked at me like, "what the fuck are you doin' tying up the monkey? Who the hell do you think you are?" And then he walked off into the other room, and I came in here to post this. Oh, but I got my beer first. Weird.

I like my kiddie soccer leagues to have winner and losers, and my dog toys to be virtually indistinguishable from marital aids!

you lack training. That's OK. I'm sure he'll whip you into shape in no time. That is assuming you ARE trainable

but I always had the toughest time with knots back in the boy scout days...

and yeah. Pictures are required. Puppy w/ monkey rope. :D

else Stangle was gonna wedge himself behind the toilet and pout.

And whaddaya need pictures of a tied-up monkey for anyway? Have you forgotten the foursome plans with GOPisEvil and Ms. Jimmy? We practically have a tee time set.

:D

ideas

:D

GOPisEvil has been in the donkey show in TJ, fer chrissake! No, we don't need IDEAS. We need restraints.

without showing us PICTURES!!!!

Meet Stangle (the small (for the time being) one) and Althea.

:D

She kinda looks like she hates him in that pic.

Even though there's technically no blood between 'em. They play now, which is nice. See - photo evidence:



And that look you're referring to is Althea's "please put the damned camera away already, everybody knows I'm beautiful" pose.

;-)

in this pic. I think you're in deep denial.

Seriously - Thea could've eaten Stangle for breffus pretty much anytime over the past 4 weeks if she wanted to. She loves her puppy boy! Either that, or she's playing nice, 'cause she knows he's gonna be twice her size in another coupla months.

to keep my mind off how much I wish they were my doggies. You have a beautiful family.:)

But there is the small matter of "the test." I need to know you can be trusted around my precious puppies. ;-)

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I'm afraid.:scared:

You should ask JimmyJazz about the petsmart in her town that shares warehouse space with the, erm, "adult toystore."

It said I could play with your doggies with supervision. What I wanna know is whether I woulda needed to score higher or lower to play with them without supervision.:shrug:

But not to worry. I'll waive the supervision requirement on the condition that the toychest in the master bedroom closet remains off limits. ;-)

sharing any space with Concord Pet Supply! That is an ugly rumor. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain....really...there is nothing to see here :hi: move along now... :hi:

You buy yer astroglide at the feed store. :P

:P

I'm so happy I was not forced to use the pervy-alert button!

I can usually make any thread disappearance-worthy if I try hard enough. ;-)

designed for SBP - just to let you know - for future reference or summin.

No bueno!

making me laugh this hard, wine is comig out my nose!

Matter of fact, when you come to Austin, we'll go to Chango's Taqueria. The food is good - promise.

Chango, Chango, Chango!!!!! :P

damn!

you have a different name!

Get over to my thread and get your bad vibes out with a fuck you bush haiku!

:hug:

that he has competition with GiE), I'm just not feeling that creative this evening. I am, however, willing to share this lovely Pinot Grigio I've been embibing - care to join me!

Yes, I changed my name - it is much less obvious than the numeric screen name - I am enjoying it. ;)

ya gavario pa-ruskie - no entiende enspanglish?

Er...muy loco! :D

Estoy muy mucho down con el espanglish!

;-)

Breakin' out the heavy artillery!

You like a man with some Jamaican-style booty, eh?

:P

:P

"nalgas muchisimas gordas."

;-)

At least you tried.

but it sounds both fatalistic and friendly. That means I like you too. Especially your avatar. ;-)

and I really do like you.

At 11 weeks, he's content to see how far he can cram himself into tight spaces, or how much water he can drink before he just starts spontaneously peeing right there at the water bowl, while still drinking.

;-)