I drank too much wine, and now I shall make up haikus about bush

that bastard.

George bush is a total
fucking bastard and he can
kiss my white boot-ay.



george bush does not care
about you or you or you
least of all the trees.



(I had a wine called Fat Bastard. IT is a shiraz, whatever that is and the word bastard just makes me think of that bastard!)

Condi worships Bush
So blind is she to his lies
She thinks he's truthful

they can all kiss my ass.

pucker up!

condom worships bush
lovers of hatred so alike
yet we get screwed

whalerider55

that was so deep an dso tryue

and at first I didn't liek it but DAM I like it now!

it ain't half bad for 10 bucks a bottle.

It was 8 bucks man!

And it rocks pretty good

just got done listneing to some Jay-Z

you be pimpin

You fucking bastard
You damned lieing hypocrite
I can't stand your ass

THAT IS THE BEST HAIKU EVER!!!! FUCKING A!!!

You are a war crook!
Who would Jesus bomb, asshole?
Blood is on your hands!

GOPisevil is our OFFICIAL HAIKU WRITER OF ALL TIME

Hey there, Hot Tub Tom!
Having trouble with ethics?
You're a big crook, jerk!

you are totally blowing me away. That one made me tear up.

Applause, applause applause.

You are definitely NOT harshing my buzz

Hey Guv'nor Goodhair,
You're a worthless piece of crap!
Beware One Tough Gramma!

I FUCKING HATE HIM!!!!!!!

Hey if we hung out in Austin we would totally have a bitchin time wouldnt we?

You should come down for a visit! We'll have a blast!

but I will be there sooner
you going to democracyfest 05 in June?

I am going down to see my friends soon and I am going to tell them your are cool and they love to meet new people and they are big liberals

Get your ass down here before then. Hell it's a few hours down the road. We can find a DUer to donate lodging, too, I bet!

I can stay with my friends, I am damn sure coming before then, I go to Austin every couple of months and I'm overdue for a visit, though I was there in October for a conference (that was FUCKING BORING!!)

Dammit! I'll round up the crew and we'll have drinks! I guarantee we are not fucking boring!

I can TOTALLY see that and I can gaurantee we are not boring either.

My friend who lives there laughs so hard she chokes and she and her husban are the biggest flaming liberals I have ever known. They hate bush with all the fiery passions of a thousand burning HELLS.

We'll do it, I'll PM you as soon as I know the next time I am going to Austin.

I can't wait!

GOPisevil
writes angry haikus for us
he is our strong voice.

Way to go!

Thanks! :hi:

I will be getting cable internet in my apartment soon and hope to be back at DU full-time :) :) :hi:

I'll be happy when you come back full time.

AND...I had a hard drive crash - I lost the pictures from the Super Bowl party. :-(

"I think, therefore I think I voted."

:shrug:

President George Bush:
The one who signed ADA
Not this worthless slime.

you motherfucker
I hate your dad and mom, too
why don't you fuck off?

You are a slimebag
Roll under a gas truck and
Taste your own damned blood

GOP? You are on fire or seomthing. You need to write these for aliving. We at DU will pay you, you are the official Democratic Haiku writer

nothing I'd kiss you SMACK o the lips!

you are such a waste
your mom should have aborted
you, you fucking scum

I LOVE IT!

I have lots to do
but I love to do haiku--
Stinky offline stuff!

Um, also, how much did you have, because your haikus were hilarious!

Ah, he "doesn't care about you or you or you"...funny.....

lemme go refill my glass with Fat Bastard I be right abck with more

War profiteers suck!
I can't stand to see your sneer!
You are human filth!

are you hiding in
your undisclosed location
counting your profits?

A million dollars
It is really a pay check
Conflict of int'rest?

Your wife is a bitch
your daughter is a lesbo
you are just pond scum

:smoke:

Color me green. You went to the grocery store didn't you?

I love to shop :D

I am a shoe and purse whore, how about you?

(that rhymed)

:thumbsup:

"yeah, that was awesome. so true"

so you still rock hard.

buyt I still love ya!

You're the worst ever!
No President has sucked more.
Congratulations!

In fact my stomach hurts now I laughed so hard!

You lost your mojo for a second my man but you have it back now.

Keep on groovin!

said Ruth, admiringly.

cutest drunk on the planet. Hugs.

Who are you?

And what is a po-8???? HUGSSSS!!!!

Four More Years
Bush and his Gan'stas
I worry

and I am in AWE of you.

you're definitely a world class haiku writer

should be a name for a beer. or a hamburger. Not wine. geeezzz

but I kinda see it because I'm feeling fat right now and I feel like a bastard so I see the connection

gonna go get some more

or am I feeling PHAT?

spoiled rich frat boy
makes a useful pawn for rove
how fucked up is that

Ok?

Praise for these haiku

makes me orgasm
one moment within my mind
disgusting fuck gone


homo bush haiku

I bend you over
you smile with me inside
when you come Im dead

Um.

Yeah.

Those were....WILD.

homo bush haiku, WHOLE new genre!!!

You preach intolerance
You preach hate
Heil Bush!

Babe, it's 5-7-5, five syllables first line, seven second line, five last line! Write another, you are awesome!!!

Edited to add I only know that because I am a TOTAL DORK!

You lying bastard
Tricked our country into fear
American Fear

you realize you just KICKED ASS with that haiku right?

Go tell your family. YOU KICKED ASS.

I love it.

American Fear.

Desensitized life
War-mongering hypocrites
Greed, Shame, Wave the Flag

some people just have a gift.

I'm going to stop writing haikus you people put me to shame I swear


freepers, they don't know
cannot understand haikus
sure cannot write them

Look, George - a pretzel!
Terrorists of the food world!
Jail Mr. Salty

I am screaming with delight!

Seriously, where do you live, I'm driving there tonihgt.

Ok just kidding. In no condition to drive.

Too much wine tonight
Bush haikus make me laugh hard
I love you DU!

Feel the love tonight
Mister Moonbeam is lucky!
He has a great wife!

STOP making me cry, dammit.

:hug:

:hug:

Get your teeth straightened
with all that money you should
try to look HUMAN

It wadn't like dat
Moolahs, Nu-Ku-Ler, Iraq
I like internets

Media hitting her STRIDE!!!

who are you talking about? Dick or Condi?

oh wait...my dog has a nicer everything

did you ever see that picture of dick...nevermind.

but I'll bet they intentionally fluffed him for that pic

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

So he had some semi wood, like bush was talking about in that debate?

Oh God this is all SO funny and SO fucking sad at the same time, how can it be?

But if you didn't laugh you'd cry right?

I've really been bummed.

bush is the engine
revving up to kill us all
do we deserve this?

:thumbsup:

Love it!

Drop the bomb, kill all
Bush is the NOT the messiah
Wash away your sins

bush be pimpin us
bastard pimpin, pimpin hard
it hurts really a lot

bush wishes for drink
cannot drink the Fat Bastard
but instead, is one.

Her own haiku thread. What a joy
I read the wine thread!

It's a great story
Hope it ends happily
She should drink water

;)

I hope this doesnt get me in trouble.

another "homo" haiku, with a little animal thrown in.

suck cheneys cock
good li'l monkey, he's not gay
beastiality


one for rove

hes rove the racist
his heart swelled with hateful lust
getting off on death

Sometimes I wonder
If he stops to worry just
How fucked he got us

Soldiers far from home
Fighting a war based on lies
A single tear falls

double-u fuck you
you took what was wonderful
and made it ugly

Oh! That haiku was poetry, truly!

i have had a SHITTY night (family - why must it be so complicated?!?) and i am loving this!!

I like the man Bush
But hate lying little pricks
So hate Bush I must

how many must die
before red states give a damn
and think of others

always want to fight
have to make your oil money
i think you're a punk

that's a keeper man, seriously.

the cost is pure blood
the price is our mortal souls
hang your head in shame



they kill in your name
I am not ok with that
how about you, sir?

George W. Bush
You are just a punk-ass chump!
Kiss my fat, white ass!

Mosques lie in ruins
Armless children bleed nearby
Red states vote four more

well now I really AM in danger of crying

and it's gonna be DRUNKEN crying, NEVER a pretty sight.

God, those poor Iraqis.

What the hell did they ever do to us?

This hurts us, I can tell. It hurts all of us, some of us are just numb to it. You can't war on another nation and not be hurt by it, too,

Need to stop, probably killing other people's buzzes now/

Fundies spew hatred
Atheists fight for their rights
Freedom? Think again.

you truly are talented, seriously, I love that one....

when you look back on
your eight year presidency
will you be ashamed?

You know sort of like that big AIDS quilt only this one would be more of a fuck you bush quilt?

These need to be collected, they are awesome and I am not just saying that.

you act like our pal
(the pal who steals all your cash
and says it's your fault)

Be proud and be out
We hate the lies spewed from Phelps
But WE support you

Awwwwwwwwww, that makes me want to hug ya!

where was the first place I ventured to when I got here? Hee hee!

:hug: backatcha

species disappear
federal parks raped for oil
this is disaster

Thanks for strating this great thread Moonbeam...

Religiotic bush haiku

bush the fanatic
talked to god then took action
is god satan?

War haiku

their innards on dirt
is the gasoline in tank
your profit at hand

Terror haiku

bush propaganda
youre safe be very afraid
the terrorists win

Especially "Is god satan?"

YES!

i'm disillusioned
but i guess you don't much care
you don't need my vote

You squeek like a chimp
Your ears stick out, your face red
Stutter one more time!

Hee, that was catty!

earth is in peril
but big business matters more
let's take off to mars

You think you are God
Laura wants your scrawny bod
We don't Monkey Boy

Bush's Presidential Speech before his PR people changed it.

My name is George.

See me be big man.

See me spend money.

See me spread poor money to the wealthy.

I am a big man.

I am important.

We must take the oil.

We must attack before we get attacked.

Make up excuses.

I love the US of A, it makes me rich.

Give me more.

GET over here, girl!

:hug:

GRRRRR, big hugs to one of my favorite people, welcome to DU!!!!

Love ya!
:loveya:

:hug: to you too. I'm glad to be here.

welcome aboard!

Love it!

I'll see if I can think some more up. My brain is now tired.

first you stole our hearts
then you stole the election
i wonder what's next!

A paycheck Friday
Taxes for bombing children
Complicit worker?

You guys were just DYING for some good haiku action! Seriously you were all haiku HORNDOGS!

I thought this post would just SINK, seriously. Wow, y'all freak me out sometimes!

But in a good way!

Married to marine
Who voted Republican
Blue girl in red state

Politicians lied
To keep Halliburton green
Soldiers will suffer

God help our country
And Democrats everyone
Not Republicans

Cheap shots by Karl Rove
Not values or morals spin
Dumb people voted

What "Go Fuck Yourself"
Don't you understand Cheney
Kerry not "bad man"

something a bit lighter

Howard Dean oh my
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
lick you all over




Ok sorry I just had to get that out of my system

Need a cold shower? :P

I think I do! Was looking at young Dean pictures.

AR!!!! I'm feelin like a pirate, want to discover him! AR!!!!

:D

my moral values
are love, charity and peace
not corporate greed

hey george double-u
can't you kill dad and fuck mom
and leave us alone?

RL

a yale cheerleader
convicted drunken driver
wanna buy some wood?

There is a cowboy
In the white House, but he is
All hat, no cattle.

very nice indeed!

There is a cowboy
In the White House, he has no
balls, lots of bullshit

Warmonger pissant
Squats in the people's house. Boy
I miss Bill Clinton

RL

every time i see clinton, i say "damn you FDR for inspiring the term limit legislation!!"

i learned in school that
the one with the most votes wins
better fix those schools!

every child left
behind while dubya gets rich quick
children crying now

George W. Bush is the beginning of the next Armageddon. George W. Bush has a Gawd complex. Although I prefer to think of it as the Gag complex.

Why must conservatives think he's so wonderful? I would be embarrassed if I was a conservative! In fact, I'd be tempted to lie about it.

Do you know how many big-ass SUVs I've passed w/ the W '04 bumper sticker on them? Do you know how many of those I've wanted to "bump" into? A lot.

I used to lurk on this one site - a lot - and there is a person over there that goes by ScroolesFrance. Very intelligent of this person. Superduperintelligent. Wonder if they've ever found a life mate? Doubtful. If this is the intelligence they can muster to slam a country for saying they won't go to war with Mr. Flying Monkey then I imagine they hold a Master's of Ignorance. And, as we all know, you can never argue with an ignorant person.

It's no wonder we have bullies in our schools. We have the biggest one of all sitting in the White House. It's no wonder children take guns to school to "attack" before they are "attacked". It's what our President has taught them to do. Pre-emptive strikes will stop the useless bullying of another child. Too bad the other countries don't think like our schools do. I also wonder what Mr. Flying Monkey would think if France, Canada, China and the other countries decided they didn't like the fact that we're being subjected to Mr. FM. What if they decide to strike "pre-emptively" before Mr. FM attacks them? Wouldn't it only be fair? They would just be following the lead of Mr. FM. Wouldn't they?

george w. bush
is the beginning of the
next Armageddon

:toast:

my little Jacob
what future will we leave him?
i am so afraid

today's disaster
is republican rapture
others can but weep

why I just went and donated. This beautiful thread earned skinner some dough... aint that *cool*... I love this place.

I think I need some kickback, eh Skinner? Tee hee.

I love this place, too. Obviously.

this for someone who missed it last night.

WOW, that was good wine. :toast:

I can play tonight....

It's rather informal, but as you can see, we had some serious fun with it.

Edit: LOVE your screen name and sig!!! ROFL!

Election by fraud
War by willful arrogance
What more will he do?

Yes.

I'm going to hell
Judgemental people tell me
Don't throw stones at me

Save an unborn babe
But kill the guy on death row
Makes a LOT of sense!

/sarcasm

Don't make me gestate
Don't force your beliefs on me
Pro-Choice, not murder

"don't make me gestate" made me laugh?

but that was 3 syllables! LOL!!

:hug:

Good one.

Very close to goal
Thanks to everyone who helped
Thank you to Skinner!

Hey, i am NOT kissing ass. Just saw the blurb above. LOL!!

Liberal and proud!
I ain't got time for DINOs.
Real Democrats fight!

ROCK ON GOPisevil!

That's exactly how I feel.

I had a positive one last night about Dean, remember?

:P

Present tense. Wine or not. But, I shall restrain myself.

LOL!

Too funny!

DU rocks my world
How did I survive without
Your companionship?

:hug: :loveya: :grouphug:

Carte blanche to rape world
I have no boundaries, none
so watch me feed deep.

You agree with me
I like hearing the "yes, sir"s
I don't pay for no's.

Iraq? People say
"civilization cradle"?
They aren't just ragheads?

Another body?
Drape the flag and cover it
Freedom isn't free.

Great book, My Pet Goat,
Leader of free world over-rode
crisis to finish.

He makes the play - - WAR
everything hinges here
Give him a drink - - PLEASE!

Afghanistan, Bush?
Remember her? Bin Laden?
Just names, nevermind....

living with the fear
of our lost freedoms and rights
can make a girl tired

i'm going to bed
when i wake i hope to find
kerry won, not bush


goodnight!
:hi: