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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:09 PM
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If we were to have a HUGE DU fistfight - what's the best location?
Skinner's place? Or at Matcom's, and let him finish bbqing ribs for us before we smash his head in with a 2x8? SOteric's laundry room? MrsGrumpy's yard? GOPisEvil's new house (that would be fun! (just don't touch the artwork, you bastards!))? Downtown Chicago? London? On the mall in DC? Or just open up the playa in Nevada, and let us have at it with cars and construction equipment as well?
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TeddyKGB Donating Member (728 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:11 PM
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1. Outside The Palace of Auburn Hills.
C'mon, Pacer fans -- let's see what you've got.

:D
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:11 PM
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2. the floor of congress
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:11 PM
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3. My house.
I've finished almost all of the tiger-traps in the yard, and the electrician's coming next week to wire the huge steel cage. Plus there are man-eating vagina flowers just beyond the edge of the woods. ;-)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:12 PM
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4. OOOH! VAGINA FLOWERS!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!
tiger-traps? Sounds kinda dangerous, don't you think?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:15 PM
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6. Boy, yer really not gonna like
the giant Poe-inspired pendulum blade that swings slowly back and forth over the slip n' slide...
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:17 PM
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7. Gosh, I hate to be Mr. RainOnTheParade, but I don't think that's
OSHA compliant. I'm not saying it isn't a great idea, just saying. You know?!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:30 PM
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11. Heh. How quaint!
I live in a red state, son. We ain't got no stinkin' "OSHA" here.

;-)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 01:57 PM
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12. Sad, but true.
Bye bye OSHA. bye bye workplace safety. Bye bye EPA.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 02:47 PM
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15. Don't forget the secret circular saw walls and floors
;-)
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:05 PM
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16. Yeah.
They're REAL FUCKIN' SECRET NOW, AREN'T THEY?!? Don't make me hafta sic the ghost of Mr. Rogers on yer ass!
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:23 PM
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18. And i haven't seen any mention of
secret traps doors that drop the unsuspecting standing in the spot you have cleverly maneuvered them to into the jaws of snapping reptilian thingers.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:51 PM
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21. Sorry luv
that's the beach house you're thinking of. This time of year around here, the only reptillian things for miles are my republican neighbors, and I wouldn't toss them any meat if they were starving vegans!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 06:41 PM
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23. Bwa ha ha!
Are you thinkin' about me again? :7
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:12 PM
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5. What about...
A DU/GD Ultimate Fighting Challenge, with an octagon and everything.

Or maybe Extreme Championship Wrestling? ;-)
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:18 PM
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8. Mud wrestling could be interesting.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:20 PM
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9. Nope, none of that bullshit. A no-holds barred, all-out fistfight
No rules, mano a mano, womano a womano, mano a womano, and womano a mano, and manos a manos, and etc. etc. etc.

Last one standing gets the Yak.
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Gyre Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:27 PM
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10. Fistfight nothing. Lets have a paintball battle!
:)

Gyre
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 02:41 PM
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13. my place i will kick the shit out of all you liberal peace queer
idealist,intelectual snob atheist,baby killing...shit the list goes on.but ignore it go ahead make my day feeling lucky wimps etc. etc. etc.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 02:45 PM
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14. There's only room for two in one of those options
and I don't feel like fighting today. Well, not much :evilfrown:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:14 PM
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17. Come on, chicken!! I'll fight ya! I triple dog dare ya!!
Just step right up...no, a little to your left - sort of where it sort of looks like there might be a square in the floor there, but it really isn't, trust me...just a little closer...okay, I need to walk over here and pull this bellpull to ...uh... call the waitstaff. Yeah, it calls the wait staff...now don't move off that non-existent square...
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:23 PM
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19. my house is fine with me - IF you can get past THIS monster!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:47 PM
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20. My yard is nice and muddy right now...
Could be fun. ;)
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:55 PM
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22. How about...
Mortal Kombat arena?
Meat freezer?
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