Best story you've ever heard. - Democratic Underground

ok_cpu

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Sun Nov-21-04 06:53 PM
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Best story you've ever heard.

I guarantee it. And it's 100% true....

High school English. Senior year. Read both "Macbeth" and "Julius Caesar". At least I think those were the plays. One has a character named "Fleance" and the other one named "Horatio". Final exam question asks something to the effect of "Which character does such-and-such....?"

ok_cpu the student struggles and searches for the answer until a familiar sounding "name" hits like the old deus ex machina....

My parents got a call that night from a teacher not very amused by my perceived sarcastic response.

100% true. I swear.

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BoX o BooX

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Sun Nov-21-04 06:55 PM
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1. Dirty boy.

Naughty. Saucy.

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ok_cpu

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Sun Nov-21-04 07:45 PM
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2. It was a complete accident

I can't claim that kind of wit.

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TOhioLiberal

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Sun Nov-21-04 08:27 PM
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3. did you...

...(hehe) mix the 2 up somehow? :eyes:

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ok_cpu

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Sun Nov-21-04 08:41 PM
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4. Indeed I did

Sort of ran them both together.

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DemoTex

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Sun Nov-21-04 08:47 PM
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5. Friend and his wife went to Halloween party as two minor Shakespeare ...

characters, Fellatio and Cunnilingus. He dressed in a trench coat as a private-eye ( a "dick") and she dressed as Cat-woman, but not DU's Catwoman - oh no!. Anyway, they called themselves Fellatio and Cunnilingus but were dressed as Dick and Pussy.

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