Uncle Rabrrrrrr's 100% Guaranteed UNSAFE & CONTROVERSIAL Thread [view all]
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:38 AM
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Uncle Rabrrrrrr's 100% Guaranteed UNSAFE & CONTROVERSIAL Thread [view all]
Please, people, keep your children quiet in the nicer restaurants. Please?
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:38 AM
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oh man, this may not be the night for humor...:D
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:40 AM
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2. Maybe not, but, well...
it's my way. I'm one of those that likes to fan the fires and try to irritate the terminally immature who go ballistic over bullshit.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:43 AM
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And teach me the righteous paths of Martini knowledge, senei.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:45 AM
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11. Aye, I still owe you the Cosmopolitan recipe
I shall get that in a few days. Perhaps before Thanksgiving.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:47 AM
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See, maybe that's the problem tonight- people haven't been drinking enough! :toast:
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:50 AM
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I've been drinking all damn day.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:40 AM
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3. Do what my mom did. Tell them if they don't be quite right now
Edited on Mon Nov-22-04 01:40 AM by da_chimperor
that you'll tell Santa to give them herpes and/or conjunctivitis for christmas.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:40 AM
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4. if they are going to serve children in those places
Make sure the food thermometer reads at least 180 degrees when they are done. Undercooked children give me the shits.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:45 AM
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13. Oh, man, yeah - isn't that just the absolute worst diarrhea?
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:40 AM
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5. Beware of people suddenly referring to themselves as "your uncle"
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:41 AM
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6. Dude. You can't copy and paste for shit
Here's a rule of thumb for those who see me posting in the Lounge: all my posts that begin with "Dude." aren't as funny as I think they are.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:46 AM
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15. The [view all] was intentional
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:49 AM
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17. Ack! It isn't capitalized!
You're a wily one, Rabrrrrrr.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:51 AM
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I am wily. Sometimes too much so, that things get lost in the mix... but at least I always know what I've accomplished. :-)
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:41 AM
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i'd like to be in the know for some of this shit for once. i always arrive too late for the festivities.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:42 AM
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8. and in a note to WV, NamVetsWeeLass adds into the Controversy.....
Native WV people, Please also note that it isn't "Cute" to have these children stuff their faces like chimpmunks and then try to carry on a conversation with you. (Thus spraying you in the face with whatever it is they are eating.) Being a Non Native, I can tell you that this happens here and NOT in PA.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:43 AM
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9. Vegans are idiots. Try some KFC
And I bet the Veganism is over.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:45 AM
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12. Anyone under 21 should have to eat outside with the dogs and rats.
Loudmouthed brats.
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:46 AM
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14. Allright, but I AINT sittin on your lap, there Uncle R!
Try that shit with the Catholic kids, they know how to do that better :evilgrin: Us Lutherans know better than to hang with strangers called uncle. (or Father, for that matter !)
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Mon Nov-22-04 01:59 AM
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20. But if you sit on my lap today, a kiss a toy is the price you'll pay!
Sounds like a fair deal to me. If it was good enough for Rankin Bass, it should be good enough for you. :P
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