Votergate Brawl! Coming to a 24/7 news channel near you
The unignorable version of the Votergate story
(parody) Election official are reviewing tapes of the brawl which broke out on Tuesday 3 weeks ago. As you can see from the endless loop running over this commentator's shoulder, sports fans were waiting to vote for hours when one of them threw a cup of beer which lands on the Diebold machine. Diebold President Wally O'Dell then goes into the crowd and punches a man who had nothing to do with the beer throwing.
The crowd was angry that they had been bottlenecked by a lack of machines and further, by news that the official count disagrees with exit polls. We will continue to follow this story for three days or until the tape loop breaks...
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