Which McDonaldland buddy would make the worst spouse?

LostInAnomie

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Tue Nov-23-04 08:24 PM
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Poll question: Which McDonaldland buddy would make the worst spouse?

Birdie the drunken klutz

Mayor McCheese the work obsessed womanizer

Grimace the gluttonous slob

Hamburglar the ex-con

Big Mac the domestic abuser

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Bunny

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Tue Nov-23-04 08:26 PM
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1. Mofo Hamburglar.

Can't trust him as far as I can throw him. Always stealing my stuff... :mad:

Signed,

Shamrock Shake

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JimmyJazz

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Tue Nov-23-04 08:27 PM
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2. Where do you people come up with this shit?

just asking! :7

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Metatron

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Tue Nov-23-04 08:28 PM
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3. What about Ronald? He seems to like little kids quite a lot.

Not that I am alleging anything!

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flvegan

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Tue Nov-23-04 08:31 PM
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4. Grimace. I mean, WTF is he/she/it anyway? And that name!

For the love of all that is drunk and disorderly, he's like a big, purple glob of fluffernutta.

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Nov-23-04 08:32 PM
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5. What about Fry Guy??

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Hillaryin08

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Tue Nov-23-04 08:34 PM
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6. I don't trust that freaking clown.

Kinko Kinko the clown.

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signmike

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Tue Nov-23-04 08:49 PM
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8. Hahahaha

Blew me away when the instant copy places took the name Kinko's -- ha ha

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Liberal Veteran

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Tue Nov-23-04 08:35 PM
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7. Fry guy probably has the best smoke, so I chocse him!

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Tue Nov-23-04 08:59 PM
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9. The McNuggets

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Zuni

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Tue Nov-23-04 09:01 PM
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10. Mayor McCheese----drunk with power (BTW---LOL hahahaha)

Edited on Tue Nov-23-04 09:02 PM by Zuni

The Mayor of McDonaldland is corrupt, sleazy and in the pocket of special interests

This is the funniest thread I have seen in a while, thanks.

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nine23

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Tue Nov-23-04 09:02 PM
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11. I've never given McD's corporate marketing a whiff of my time.

Even as humour, life's too short, and the world's too much of a vibrant place for me to do so.

Paul Rubens (Pee Wee Herman), John Waters, and most others devoted to kitch won't even touch this stuff because it's dull, bland and irrelevant - like McDonald's place in the world. (Corporate profits aside)

Sorry for being a curmudgeon; at least we can't accuse DU of not being inclusive.

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bigwillq

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Tue Nov-23-04 09:03 PM
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12. I didn't know half these characters existed?

Wow, you really do learn something new every day!

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AlCzervik

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Tue Nov-23-04 09:03 PM
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13. Just the very idea of this thread is hilarious

and i say Birdie because she looks like she gets drunk and then gets spilly and tells you she loves you and everybody else, then she cries and then throws up.

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American Tragedy

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Tue Nov-23-04 09:09 PM
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14. Grimace because his name makes no sense whatsoever. He smiles!

Very deceptive. Certainly no way to begin a relationship.

I have to admit, I didn't know that Big Mac was domestically violent. Was that mentioned on a Happy Meal?

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DrWeird

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Tue Nov-23-04 09:09 PM
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15. What was the name of the guy...

with the moon for the head that played the piano? I always thought he was going to creep into my room at night and molest me.

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LostInAnomie

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Tue Nov-23-04 09:23 PM
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18. Mac the Night

You were right to be worried. He's in prison for flashing kids at a school bus stop.

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Deja Q

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Tue Nov-23-04 09:11 PM
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16. What is Mayor McCheese's cholosterol level?

:scared:

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Hillaryin08

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Tue Nov-23-04 09:18 PM
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17. Threw the roof

But the little bastard is so energetic, so maybe not so bad.

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