The HORROR! Look what I found when I opened my box of matchbooks!

Fenris

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:02 AM
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The HORROR! Look what I found when I opened my box of matchbooks!

I was MORTIFIED! In my haste at the grocery store I didn't realize that the matchbooks were part of Diamond's "Presidential Collection Series." And that was the first book I pulled out. It was a very 1984 moment.

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da_chimperor

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:03 AM
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1. It only lists him as one term, maybe the company also made Prez Kerry

matches?

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PROGRESSIVE1

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:04 AM
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2. .

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punpirate

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:04 AM
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3. Do something uplifting and...

... symbolic. Set the entire book of matches on fire.... :P

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JusticeForAll

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:04 AM
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4. um...burn them?

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alittlelark

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:05 AM
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5. BURN THEM!!!

They'll go up fast:evilgrin:

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amber dog democrat

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:40 AM
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11. Burn them

Burn the Chimp !!!!!!

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Politicub

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:08 AM
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6. Sell it on eBay!

Some dumbass will pony up some coin for a memento of their dear leader.

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realisticphish

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:10 AM
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7. take much pleasure

in burning it

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

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vanboggie

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:12 AM
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8. Return them to the store

and tell them you were mislead. Chimpy was NEVER elected president, and it is therefore false advertising. Matter of fact, I'd ask for DOUBLE my money back and a pack of Bic's (oh heck, who makes those? Everything I survive on - cigs, coffee, coke (a cola, not chimp coke - is owned by a Pug company.

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CornField

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:14 AM
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9. I like knowing that despite his swagger, despite his fake redneck accent

He will forever be listed in the history books as being from Conneticut. That's has to chap his hide.

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tuvor

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Wed Nov-24-04 12:36 AM
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10. Another reason to stop smoking! n/t

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