The Official "Dolo Amber Needs A Pony" Telethon Thread!!!

Pledge your support here. Please be generous, she really is deprived, I swear. :-( I'll stay up all night if I have to. And yes, that IS a threat!

I'll start with an offer of Star Shimmer of "My Little Pony" fame. Can't you please help too?

:shrug:

Sorry.

Either produce a pony or some $$ to help her get one. }(

She really, really needs one and no one's ever given her a pony before.

What girl wouldn't want that guy for her very own? :loveya:

Just because.

Now "pony" up you cheap bastard. :evilgrin:

Maybe I can donate a ponytail to dolo.

Why doesn't that surprise me? ;-)

Bat Boy's here somewhere. I think if you say his name three times he'll probably show up. Kind of like Candyman, Mary Worth or Beetlejuice. Of course, then you have to deal with the consequences of your actions. :evilgrin:

A bad photo, I know but it is one of mine and I would gladly get rid of this smiling horsie, he is a BIG pain in the ass so to speak. He is my trick horse and this is him smiling for the camera.

But he looks a little big to be a pony. Perhaps it's the angle of the photograph? :shrug:

he is just an "easy keeper". He could be hers.

Yes, he is a horse and not a pony but he is available for cheap. He just needs a very STRONG fence. I am just kidding of course. I love him I guess. I call him my Walmart Greeter.

If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

If I were Roy Rogers
I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
It'd just be me and Trigger
We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said Kemo Sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea

And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea


---Lyle Lovett

but I was hoping for something with the ability to hover. I'd like to go to Europe, and if I have a pony and all, it just makes more sense that way.

Thanks Susan! :hi: :D