Loungiest site ever: The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator

Bossy Monkey

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Wed Nov-24-04 03:20 AM
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Loungiest site ever: The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator

200,000,000 phrases that sound dirty, but aren't. Just hit Reload 'til your finger falls off (which also sounds dirty, but isn't either).

"Will you stop yodeling in the tunnel?!"
"I feel like baking the glass woodchuck."
"Shut the door! I'm lubing the wombat!"

I actually first posted this in August '03; still funny though:
http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

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yorgatron

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Wed Nov-24-04 03:23 AM
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1. hahaha

He was so drunk, he was literally

tenderizing the groovy limp banana.
:evilgrin:

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jdots

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Wed Nov-24-04 03:32 AM
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2. stop dremilling my Q tip

wow what a set of steak knives ! stroke my Scalia Martha
quivering condi steaming the Shecky ? shit i give up.

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jdots

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Wed Nov-24-04 03:41 AM
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3. baby refresh my browser.....yes......hit controll

moisten my hydrofoil Lester ! I'm pruning my zither......oooh yes
Babs rototill my twinkey.. anoint my gerbil Daffney !

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UL_Approved

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Wed Nov-24-04 05:41 AM
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4. This is a gem

"This is not an appropriate place for kicking the perpetual leather batmobile."

I almost pissed myself over some of these.

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Uroboros

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Wed Nov-24-04 05:58 AM
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5. The last time I had this much fun, I was smacking the great clam.

Edited on Wed Nov-24-04 05:58 AM by Uroboros

Now that IS dirty...in the good way

:)

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Bossy Monkey

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Wed Nov-24-04 05:58 PM
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8. At first, I thought this was your commentary on the website

Of course, that's still possible.:P

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Kire

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Wed Nov-24-04 06:27 AM
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6. he was "avoiding the legendary melting trombone."

WTF?

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Bossy Monkey

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Wed Nov-24-04 02:20 PM
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7. Yeah, a lot of them come out very weird;

You just keep hitting Reload or Refresh until you get a funny one.

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name not needed

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Wed Nov-24-04 05:59 PM
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9. This is not an appropriate place for yelling at the Polish wookie.

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Aiptasia

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Wed Nov-24-04 05:59 PM
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10. Will the mad-libs ever end

click click click click

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Nevernose

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Wed Nov-24-04 07:10 PM
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11. "Fondling the chimp"

I couldn't believe my best friend was actually
drubbing the Polish bucket.

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
catching the nether four-legged polka!

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were cancelling the rubber bandit.

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